Michael Kaiser

📍 Berlin, Deutschland
Professional Football Player

|| basic dni
|| multishipper

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

🥀“Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools”

|| Hello oomfs, feel free to interact, plot, start some drama, whatever you have in mind. I'm always ic so don't take anything personally. If the attitude ever gets too much, just lmk. ||

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

What do we have here, it's good to see someone with a good taste

|| Thank you sm, this really means a lot

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@hoesFwNess Not to the extent of marrying

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

Depends on who's asking

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@isgyoiiichi I'm sure it's not.

[Ryūsei Shidō @RyuuseiShidouu]

FAGGOT FAGGOTS I FUCKING. F€

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@hoesFwNess Why would I marry a dog?

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@hoesFwNess I'll pass

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@hoesFwNess I'll try

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@uselesspuppet11 @hoesFwNess We know

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@hoesFwNess No, I don't have time to walk you rn

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

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[ravevoid… @theonlyravevoid]

Things to say to 𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗜𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗮𝘀:

You’re so 𝗳𝗮𝘁
Sell me this 𝗮𝘂𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗳
Why are your 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀 so big
Is Itoshi Sae your 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽
How many 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀 do you have
Does smiling makes you wanna 𝗱𝗶𝗲
Name 5 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝘀

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

Cut it off

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@isagixyoichii You're embarrassing yourself, don't say this ever again

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@isagixyoichii You're cuter

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@isagixyoichii If you want me to

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

A certain pup begged me for this and since I keep my promises, here you are:
https://t.co/u8NX51Prly

Anyone can send me whatever they want as long as you keep me entertained.

[Michael Kaiser @Germanbluerose]

@Kenniidoll I'll spare us both the embarrassment and pretend I didn't see this