Jurgenklaus-superman

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

planet made of gas! We'll call it 'jewpiter'

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

"@DEDlCATED: Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong."

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

You are born weak and die weak, what you are in between those two periods of time is up to you

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

For every Jew we kill there will be five more to take his place.... And then die too

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

With great size comes great responsibility

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

To achieve something you’ve never had before, you must do something you’ve never done before

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Bitch:"Jesus will save us" me:"he's dead" bitch:"no he sacrificed himself for us" me:" so he's dead" bitch:"only his body" me:"so he's dead"

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Ruin a guys ego "is it in yet?" Ruin a girls ego "I don't know"

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

My god has a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross so don't preach to me about your almighty dead hippy!

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Religion is for people afraid to go to hell. Spiritual is for people who have already been there

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

The bible has drugs sex, violence, discrimination, hate speech and other shit. But god is the good guy! Wtf christens?

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Stop rape, say yes

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Me: Ima shove my cock so far up ur puss your cupsize will rise. Girl: do it. ... Doctor: wtf happened

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

You mother is so fat that when she fell inlove she broke it.

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Gun control works, just ask hitler.

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Girl: I wear heels bigger than your dick. Me: I wear shoes cleaner than you puss.

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

Cops search justin beibers house and not 1 gram of talent was found

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

The word 'Boob' bests expressed boobs. B when lookn from the top. oo from the front. b from the side.

[Jurgenklaus-superman @Germanfucker]

When is this 'old enough to know better' supposed to kick-in