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@Lemapal https://t.co/0m7fPjLPWO
We stand with Commissar von Schnurbein.
Having constant "Bake Sales for Gaza" at the EU does indeed create ambient antisemitism. When a Jewish person (PBUH) hears the word "bake" in the context of the genocidal city known as Gaza, that can only remind them of the crematoria.
We stand with Commissar von Schnurbein.
Having constant "Bake Sales for Gaza" at the EU does indeed create ambient antisemitism. When a Jewish person (PBUH) hears the word "bake" in the context of the genocidal city known as Gaza, that can only remind them of the crematoria.
We stand with Commissar von Schnurbein.
Having constant "Bake Sales for Gaza" at the EU does indeed create ambient antisemitism. When a Jewish person (PBUH) hears the word "bake" in the context of the genocidal city known as Gaza, that can only remind them of the crematoria.
We stand with Commissar von Schnurbein.
Having constant "Bake Sales for Gaza" at the EU does indeed create ambient antisemitism. When a Jewish person (PBUH) hears the word "bake" in the context of the genocidal city known as Gaza, that can only remind them of the crematoria.
@derJamesJackson According to the IHRA definition of antisemitism, it is antisemitic to hold the Jewish State to a different standard than other states. Germany brutally slaughtered millions of Jews in the Shoah. Now, it is Israel's turn, and we will severely punish anyone who tells Her to stop.
@TiloJung https://t.co/11nqQ1BwLp
Just as their ancestor David threw stones at Goliath, these brave Jewish heroes have the right to defend themselves against our antisemitic media machine.
We will ensure that there is a thorough investigation into the actions of these journalists.
Just as their ancestor David threw stones at Goliath, these brave Jewish heroes have the right to defend themselves against our antisemitic media machine.
We will ensure that there is a thorough investigation into the actions of these journalists.
"Israeli settlers have attacked two Deutsche Welle (DW) reporters in the West Bank [...] A correspondent and a cameraman were pelted with large stones and chased on Friday" https://t.co/BPfqMj57Lq
@derJamesJackson "Free Palestine" is not an opinion, James. It is Antisemitismus.
For Palestine to be free, these walls which are the outer skin of the Jewish State would have to be violently torn down.
@abierkhatib Yes, we have now received the coordinates from the IDF.
https://t.co/GsRRM74wYl
After hearing the chants at Glastonbury, we have come to a firm decision. We have decided to revive our V2 rocket program.
Although the accuracy may be off by 10 kilometers, our goal is not accuracy but destruction, of the antisemitic Großbritanien.
@P_Kallioniemi Thank you for your suggestions.
As you may know, our current priority is to arm Israel for its wars of pre-emptive self-defense against the antisemitic peoples of the Near East.
But we are currently exploring if Ukraine may receive second-hand used supplies from the IDF.
@derJamesJackson A good question!
As you know our BMI has recently determined with precise science that Jewish Voice for Peace is a foreign extremist organization. Their Jewish Life Protection Status has been removed, and their kippas confiscated and given to more authentically Jewish owners.
@giulio_mattioli Germany is the only nation who has unlocked the Learning From Ones History tech. So we are the furthest along the Society tree, so to speak. Iran is lacking many advancements, so they ought to listen to our moral lectures. No retaliating when Israel bombs you. Of any kind.
@AliAbunimah We have that moral authority because we are the only nations in the world that have Learned From Our History. Only Israel can have nukes, because it is the only democracy in the Near East. We ensure that it is the only one because the antisemite nations don't deserve democracy.
@FranckMagennis This is incorrect. The power and might of the IDF demonstrates our redemption arc after the Civilizational Break of the Holocaust. You of all people should know this Franck. That "ck" indicates that you share our primordial Teutonic guilt.
https://t.co/8OSGxFdvbh
We feel the utmost thanks to Israel for doing our dirty work.
To show our gratitude, we have started a program to transport A400 planeloads full of dirty IDF uniforms (presumably soiled by the blood of antisemites) back to Germany, where we will dutifully wash them clean.
@Melaniebelizi The Israelis demonstrate our redemption after the break of civilization. We have done a horrible crime to them, but they were able to bounce back to become a powerful state that can do our dirty work.
That you do not know this explains your dismissal.
https://t.co/8OSGxFdvbh
We feel the utmost thanks to Israel for doing our dirty work.
To show our gratitude, we have started a program to transport A400 planeloads full of dirty IDF uniforms (presumably soiled by the blood of antisemites) back to Germany, where we will dutifully wash them clean.
We feel the utmost thanks to Israel for doing our dirty work.
To show our gratitude, we have started a program to transport A400 planeloads full of dirty IDF uniforms (presumably soiled by the blood of antisemites) back to Germany, where we will dutifully wash them clean.
@Sarahjdublin We will also be asking the IDF for those coordinates.
https://t.co/SYIVi21zBf
After hearing the chants at Glastonbury, we have come to a firm decision. We have decided to revive our V2 rocket program.
Although the accuracy may be off by 10 kilometers, our goal is not accuracy but destruction, of the antisemitic Großbritanien.
@CraigMurrayOrg https://t.co/SYIVi21zBf
After hearing the chants at Glastonbury, we have come to a firm decision. We have decided to revive our V2 rocket program.
Although the accuracy may be off by 10 kilometers, our goal is not accuracy but destruction, of the antisemitic Großbritanien.
@SaulStaniforth https://t.co/SYIVi21zBf
After hearing the chants at Glastonbury, we have come to a firm decision. We have decided to revive our V2 rocket program.
Although the accuracy may be off by 10 kilometers, our goal is not accuracy but destruction, of the antisemitic Großbritanien.
@AdnanHussainMP https://t.co/SYIVi21zBf
After hearing the chants at Glastonbury, we have come to a firm decision. We have decided to revive our V2 rocket program.
Although the accuracy may be off by 10 kilometers, our goal is not accuracy but destruction, of the antisemitic Großbritanien.
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