Brian Smith

Without Paddle or Rudder. Gluten-Free

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@KO_Sequence The best fights are the ones where the bully gets hit so hard he loses interest. Knockouts are fun, but that an involuntary neurological response. Quitters make a decision.

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@TulsiGabbard Glad it went well. As someone who is waging his own cancer battle, I know firsthand that a supportive family makes all the difference.

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@TheMilkBarTV @DLoesch called it last week. Candace is a complete dolt when she's unplugged from her home studio with no producers or laptops to make her look and sound like someone quasi-competent.

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@KO_Sequence That's why you need a German Shepherd. That dude's nuts would have been digesting in the dog's belly about 0.5 seconds after he slapped the other dude.

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@marguerite_as @realDailyWire @RepBrandonGill Also known as "The standard liberal response."

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@DefiantLs Never thought I would see the day where getting human shit off the street was a far-right position that needed to be quickly censored.

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@Gavin_McInnes Talk about "women not helping other women." If that happens in a guy's game, your teammates would shatter both of the offending player's orbital sockets.

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@FraniMack @chicksonright You care enough to write an angry post about it. Chill, girlfriend.

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@JJ2LIT @KO_Sequence I think Elon's wasting money on rocket research. He just needs to have this dude launch the astronauts to Mars. He'd probably do it for a case of beer and a round of golf per every blastoff.

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@TRobinsonNewEra Imagine being so scared of being perceived as racist that you'll sacrifice an innocent person to keep your rainbow coalition card.

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@ProjectConstitu You ever think about a more honorable line of work, like taking loads to the back of the throat in a truck stop restroom?

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@ProjectConstitu @jyapsalot Calling yourself an independent "journalist" is like a dude who funds child pornography calling himself a "patron of independent cinema."

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@ModernDadSG @ProjectConstitu @MrsErikaKirk You better be careful. If you keep comparing this Cheeto dust-snorting loser to the National Enquirer, the Enquirer may sue you for defamation.

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@CR_1257 @spencerpratt Always the same. A Cartier Communist says people who live in the real world are fascists because they don't know the difference between fascism, communism, and socialism. Then when us clueless losers ask you to define those terms, you claim that as proof you're correct. Tedious.

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@orskyai @greggutfeld I know a television show that frequently features Jews and women must be upsetting to a gentlemen who's used to circle jerks with sheep and keffiyahs. Don't worry. Threads and Bluesky can satisfy that false prophet-worshipping fix.

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@Gutfeldfox @ChefGruel @FoxNews I can't speak for @ChefGruel's gastrointestinal well-being, but watching your show does make chemotherapy slightly more tolerable.

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@NorineW73 @loudepetris @EricLDaugh Joey prefers to be referred to as a robot-American, but yes he is a double amputee.

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@Itzpoopster @molcranenewman @IamSean90 @NYCMayorsOffice @UHC

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@_TheeSycoTik_ @Liz_Wheeler I know you have to leave your common sense at the door when it comes to politics, but I never thought I'd see they day that wanting to get human feces and meth off the street was an alt-right nazi position.

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@DefiantLs There's no such thing as a "sex change" or "gender reassignment." There's only cosmetic surgery that makes you look more like a member of the opposite sex.