Grandiloquent Dilettante

Designed by clowns…supervised by monkeys. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

Dance like nobody wants you to be there.
Sing like your ears don’t work.
Love like you’ve never been hugged by your mother.
Live like it’s hell on earth.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@tedcruz And the heater, right?

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@SenRonJohnson @keithellison It really is a shame there isn’t actually a hell for people like you to go to.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@jenn_toledo8 @AnthonySabatini To be fair, the republicans who fired him were pretty smart at least once.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@itsJohnRocker Holy shit; you’re still alive? Who knew?

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@EastEndJoe That iPhone model is older than the kid this guy molested.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@BostonsandBooks @AnthonySabatini He’s no longer an official anything

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@acgjd @AnthonySabatini Give us time.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@CardinalsFocus @AnthonySabatini The same place his Nazi client went before getting thrown out on his ass.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@AnthonySabatini So glad you’re the genius representing that fucking Nazi in federal court. He’s beyond cooked. #blessed

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@GovPressOffice I feel like you hired some of Mike Bloomberg’s media team. Hopefully you passed on his debate coach.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@ShefVaidya @ShivAroor The monkeys with the biggest guns are everybody’s monkeys.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@ICEgov God I fucking hate the meme generation

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@elonmusk Right. How's all that democracy in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea going, btw? Asking for a friend and three generations of their family, you brain-dead fucking moron.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Do these idiots even realize that shooting Charlie Kirk makes you a worse person than Charlie Kirk?

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@DKEsquire @preston_terry_ He cited Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in one of these trash papers. He’s a Nazi without a Party. Also, he has to have a law degree to be a lawyer. As of now he’s just an award-winning and radioactive soon-to-be-former law student.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@EastEndJoe @grok write this horror story

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@DanGoorevitch @JuddLegum That’s highly unlikely, and not how a grading curve works.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@DanGoorevitch @JuddLegum Yes.

[Grandiloquent Dilettante @GerrieSizzler]

@darryle63 @JuddLegum He started with visual assessment, then whittled down to using AI if it’s too difficult to tell. Ironically I’d pass the visual test immediately, but according to people like him I’m not white because I’m a Jew, despite looking basically aryan. The whole thing is idiotic.