It is with profound sadness that we share the passing of Bobby Weir. We send him off the way he sent so many of us on our way: with a farewell that isn’t an ending, but a blessing. A reward for a life worth livin'. https://t.co/2qdBbh80v1
📸 Chloe Weir
🚨 MICHIGAN HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO IT 🚨
The Wolverines just hit the coaching reset button… and honestly? There’s only one man who can lead them into the most chaotic era of Big Ten football:
�� JON. FREAKING. GRUDEN.
Hear me out:
✔ Calls every player “Menace”
✔ Draws up spider-2-y-banana 40 times a game
✔ Would turn Bryce Underwood into a Pro Bowl QB by Tuesday
✔ Would bring back fullback dives and scream at them
✔ Wears a visor in January like it’s 2002
✔ Could out-rant Ryan Day in a press conference by a margin of 50
✔ Already looks like he’s been coaching Michigan for 20 years
✔ Only coach in America who would feud with every Big Ten ref by Week 3
✔ Might challenge Bret Bielema to a cage match on the 50-yard line
Let’s be honest:
The Big House deserves chaos. The Big Ten deserves chaos. College football WAS BUILT on chaos.
And nothing — absolutely NOTHING — would send this sport into the stratosphere more than Michigan announcing:
🔥 “We’d like to welcome our new head football coach… Chucky himself… JON GRUDEN.” 🔥
We’re talking must-watch every week.
We’re talking 12–0 or 2–10 with entertainment value off the charts.
We’re talking press conferences that get replayed more than actual games.
Michigan…
You have an opportunity to do it.
You have an opportunity to unite the sport… in pure, glorious, beautiful mayhem.
Hire Jon Gruden.
Do it for the culture.
Do it for the chaos.
Do it for the memes.