Gerry “Donk” T

Breakfast ball enthusiast, avid lip pillow user, pledge bro to finance bro pipeline, anti-yankee, Go Vols

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Ol reliable just hit me up asking if I’ll be home for Thanksgiving. Ball up top.

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told my crush I love her and then she ghosted me but $.35 beers and $.25 dogs

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Who wins? #NBA #RuckerPark #LANK

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Me and my boys did an all time draft who wins? #wanghaf #LANK #NFL #nerfornothing

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Couple fastballs from last night got too leathered to post, cheers #splittheg #shrink

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Another year another beer, wanghaf 🍻👨🏻‍💼#expand

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Can you lick them??? “It’s not the bottom of a dime bag babe”

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Woke up next to my New Year’s kiss. The beer goggles must’ve been in full effect last night. If this is any indication of how this year is going to go, I’m screwed.

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Back to the basics

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Wings and pigskin with the cousins? Can’t beat it with a stick. One day these will be the good ol days.

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Start em young.

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“Nicotine is good for you bro. Joe Rogan said it helps with focus bro. Do you know what a nootropic is bro?”

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@WufpackSports Game is game. But also wtf

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@GerrardLaFlamme Let me keep the change too.

Cheers

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@Pearl_Kov Mine told me Happy Christmas during my lunch run. Have a day

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Already ran out of beer so hit the local Indian store. Every family needs a drunk uncle on Christmas

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Unless “anyone” is a 24 rack and a bag, no.

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@stimmyaddict Last time I found myself in this position I ended up in the hospital with an IV. Good luck soldier.

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Broad in a Barbour? Can’t decide if it’s hot or repulsive

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@five_starman One beer away from slurs. I’m locked in.

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On beer #7 at the family watch party. Time to solidify my place as the least favorite uncle