Gerry Tritz

Magician, juggler, journalist, food lover

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Share if you know of anyone who has kids who like magic. Or if you know of anyone who has kids. Or just if you know anyone who has birthdays...

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@TedInCoMo Next time say “spoiler alert” first. You just ruined it for me.

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@MarkHamill Disturbance in the force.

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@altonbrown Leave everything in the boxes. It will be easier to move next time.

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@skonradb Scooters!

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The amazing @NewsTribune photographer Julie Smith @ntjuliesmith caught the moment tons of snow was propelled Wednesday by fast-moving @MoDOT snow plow into the Missouri River from the U.S. 54/63 bridge, Jefferson City. #moleg #mogov #snow

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@NReneeRoberts Public officials make some funny statements too, like this former JC mayor in a council meeting: “We recently lost three firefighters due to nutrition.”

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@Philip_Joens They were giving them to everyone who went to the women’s basketball game Monday.

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@pslifeisabeauty So nice of him not to cancel Christmas. His heart grew three sizes that day.

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@ScottHolste @ScottCharton Someone say free hot dog? I’ll get another pair of shots for that.

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@Philip_Joens Might be preachin’ to the choir. Bet they’re already vaccinated.

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@RepTed These kids need a real lesson in journalism...Rod’s Big ‘Ol Fish.

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@pslifeisabeauty The balloons I’ll be twisting at a speakeasy won’t be animals.

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@pslifeisabeauty @NewsTribune @AmesTribNews Congrats, Phillip! We’ll miss you. Spent a week in Ames, on campus, for cross country camp in high school. It was a fun town, other than the fact that they made us run 100 miles that week. You’ll do great!

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@ScottCharton Wow. Fascinating.

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@mleroux821 What did it say?

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@ScottCharton Why not? After COVID, we won’t taste the difference.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

RIP Eddie Van Halen. #RIPEddieVanHalen

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@gretacrossphoto The virus doesn’t attack sorority girls, silly!