The Oracle

There is no spoon

[The Oracle @Gerry_Faillite]

@MlanieRheault3 @E_Duhaime bruh…

[The Oracle @Gerry_Faillite]

@SaltyGoat17 You’re lying this is actually MY picture and it was taken two days ago

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

The look in the puppy's eyes on the day of his adoption has remained the same throughout the years.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

A pet dog adopted from a shelter reacting to being kissed.❤️

[The Oracle @Gerry_Faillite]

@Gregpboh23 She has the most annoying voice ever

[The Oracle @Gerry_Faillite]

@KillaKreww why are his eyes dead

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I just became the coolest grandpa in the history of the world."

Ernie Johnson after taking a photo with Taylor Swift.

[The Oracle @Gerry_Faillite]

@E_Duhaime Salut Éric! Aucun tweet sur le dernier sondage qui place le PCQ en quatrième position avec seulement 12% des intentions de vote? Ça me surprend venant d’un politicien comme toi qui est habituellement si transparent

[aka @akafaceUS]

The little dog is having a blast at daycare until he spots his dad at the window.

[B&S @_B___S]

I know a snack when I hear one.

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

In the dog’s eyes, his dad is a hero using his superpowers to fix the toy ❤️

[The Adorable Pups @TheAdorablePups]

Every time his toys go in the washing machine 😂

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

I’ve never seen an alligator so happy 😭

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

Baby gator in a moment of bliss

[Wicker @OG_Wick0]

Who cut the cheese?!

[Love Music @khnh80044]

A dog's love for his baby is the purest thing. ❤️

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Tortoises sometimes exhibit aggression towards dark-colored objects, particularly black items.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

The reaction of a turtle watching TV when a shark appears..🐢📺😅

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Every once in a while, I need to bring this out again