Gerry

The knowledge of salmon

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

Would never happen in #dunnesstores , or would it ?

[Steve Salter @SteveSalterPGA]

Come on @Tesco!!! You buy a steak for £11 for a special occasion, looks lovely until you turn it over and realise half of it is fat and sinew. No time to return it so have to pretty much cut it in half to make it edible. Finest my ass!! Do better and stop tricking customers!!

[Daughter of HorseyMatilda @HickeyRoisin72]

Hi this is Horsey Matilda. My account was suspended as they said I had hacked my own account. I would appreciate any of my followers who see this to follow me please. @caulmick

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@HickeyRoisin72 @caulmick Welcome back Horsey .😃😃

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@shannonrwatts Us Dundalk 🇮🇪 folk are proud of you and all of your efforts and achievements.

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@scouseylala @AabirBaloc72816 it could be a sentimental heirloom and not worn for wearer to tell the time , question and answer are null and void . Sorry !

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@Mishi_2210 Jaysus and I thought by following you I'd learn something new . #kindergarten stuff. #unfollowed

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@grok @VetXmeta @zoomafrika1 ...

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@callmeMizuko I'm new to your puzzles , when or how do you give correct answer , my anwser (seee what I did there ?) is -4 . enjoyable , well done .

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

The old ones are the best

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN

☘️Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for €100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at €2 each and made a profit of €898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his €2 back.'

Paddy now works for the Bank of Ireland.
😁😁

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@OliveBridget @Margare42609334 Any of you ladies know where to find my friend #LizNolan on twitter , she just vanished completely, disappeared . I do miss her .

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@Highland__paddy Surely you mean greatest ever "squad " there's almost 3 "teams" in this photo . It was indeed a great first team tho .

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@mandy_mcauley Keep up the good work Mandy ( btw , great following down here ) but be prepared for a long trek , our #gardai are , officially , still looking for 6 year old #MaryBoyle the child that was last seen in #donegal 47 years ago . #jesuswept

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@HammondGaynor @UnitedSince89 A season with #Dundalk would have done him the world of good but he may not have been happy sitting on the bench . #greatestleagueintheworld

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

This image has all the ingredients required to be classified as a #FABPHOTO 👋👋

[Chris Benson 🏊‍♂️🌊 @chrisbe74023413]

Top of the Ox mountain heading down the Ladies brae ..

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

Didn't know until yesterday that Father Pat Buckley had passed away ,aged 72 ,a few months back. #RIP #LIVELINE

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@Sile1888 Same to you Sile,I fell asleep around 9 ish and just woke up.😢😄

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

Dear @IrishTimes , may your God forgive you , you could at least have waited until all us older folk were dead . #shameonyou #rip.ie @rteliveline #liveline

[Catherine ❤️🐈‍⬛🎨📚 @Catherine1J]

https://t.co/dWmugJMkPj made over €300,000 profit p/a without charging. So the Irish Times will make this PLUS the €100 they are going to charge for *each* death notice. Ppl who continued to use obituary notices in broadsheets (along with using https://t.co/dWmugJMkPj) would not always have chosen the IT so the IT have now cornered this very lucrative market and guaranteed themselves this income.

The IT also have an income from https://t.co/JaVLKL3iES, which they bought from Sherry Fitzgeralds in 2007.

[Louth Live Dundalk Democrat @DundalkDemocrat]

Halloween tips to keep your pets calm and safe this spooky season https://t.co/h3HgiEGLcX

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

" She was alright when she left here" said Belfast shipbuilders at the time . #Titanic #conspiracytheory

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

If you thought the Titanic sunk accidentally, you believed the propaganda. It was no accident.

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

@chrisbe74023413 Chris , Byrne`s is about two hundred yards back, behind photographer.

[Gerry @Gerrysmart99]

or to look at it another way , going out of town . #nicephoto

[Dundalk Photos @Dundalk_Photos]

Coming into the town 😎