Wouldiwas Shookspeared

They/Them

Gone Haunting

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

I'm about to re-enact National Treasure...

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

@anxiousabernant Also, EAT! SOME! SHRIMP!

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

@anxiousabernant "Jiavani!"

[Jake @JustJake]

Potentially hot take on AI:

I think it’s going to create a level of “learned helplessness” the likes of which we’ve never seen

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

@tricktreattaryn Happy birthday to us!

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Hanukkah and Christmas teaming up tonight for one night only

[McRib @McR1B69]

BREAKING NEWS: MY DAD DID NOT KNOW VIGGO BROKE HIS TOE. I GOT TO TELL HIM VIGGO BROKE HIS TOE

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

I hate to break it to people, but Rainbow Capitalism is objectively more preferable than what's been going on in the last few months

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

@Glynn__ Wrong.

[wylan .ᐟ @hqlflost]

being neurodivergent aside, i really don't think people choose to be picky eaters

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

Ah yes, Among Us. The "assassin" game that so few people have played that we were all confused when it showed up in Glass Onion as a quintessential part of 2020 lockdowns

[New York Post @nypost]

Luigi Mangione played assassin video game ‘Among Us’ with friends: ‘Extremely ironic’ https://t.co/HqhWggT6qZ

[her @horny4hooters]

suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what i want for christmas

[no justice, no peace @fluidsonja]

every winter before 2020 i was like “where is the technology to keep my nose warm and cozy” and that’s just another reason i can’t relate to people who refuse to mask

[Scott Walker @scottwalker88]

So cool how you can do this with all the Disney resorts.

[barrel server @ ylfa’s bottle neck @mouseabolition]

the amount of love and history put into that freestyle should genuinely be studied. Brandon Armstrong the choreographer that you are. Chandler Kinney the STAR that you are.

[Wouldiwas Shookspeared @GetAFlip]

@Snow_Blacck PWUH

[Lucas.mp3 🍉 comms open @lucas_mp3]

As AI improves, I need everyone to remember you should hate AI for it’s lack of humanity and not because it may look ugly right now