CeeJay

Hanging within the borders of failing and passing grades since 2017.

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

It's amazing to study history and they're like "this guy was a military genius, crushed everybody in his path"
"what did he do?"
"he gave his troops slightly longer spears"

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Japan’s Coast Guard Hydrographic and Oceanographic Department has released a free Minecraft map built from real submarine topographic data.

Players can explore the seabed from Tokyo Bay to the Mariana Trench, including detailed areas such as the Izu Islands and Iwojima ridge.

The terrain is scaled for better navigation, and the map includes a coordinate lookup tool that generates teleport commands to specific real-world locations.

It is available for both Java and Bedrock editions and focuses on exploration rather than survival gameplay.

[pilep @heyitspholop]

Pulis na nambubugbog ng live-in partner.
Pulis na nanunulak ng motorcycle rider.
Pulis na nagtatago sa Senado para hindi maaresto.

[bea ᜊᜒᜌ 🔻 @inkstainedlover]

i hope this reaches the right audience

[Symboli Kris S 🌿 @Capcheese1231]

Gay people: Im gay

Lesbian people: I like girls

Tagalog Joseph Joestar: KAYO LAHAT🗣️🗣️🗣️ SUMAKAY NA SA KOTSE 👉🚗 AALIS NA TAYO 🏃‍♂️ SA BAYAN🏙️ NA ITO 👇 NGAYON ‼️ ANO BA ITO⁉️ IMPOSIBLE ‼️ HINDI ITO ANG KOTSE!! 🚗🚫 HINDI!!! 😟😣 HINDI!! 😟😣 AGHH!! 😨😰 LILANG ERMITANYO!!! 🧶💜

[yakub’s strongest indio @m0rtimah]

improve the ferry system? improve intra-island logistics?? revive the manila-bicol railway??? ridiculous! we should build 20 billion bridges and blow up more coral reefs instead because thats COOL unlike real logistics which is BORING and STUPID

[Nico Quejano @nicoquejano]

If you're a minimum wage earner, you make 250,000 a year.

For you to earn 1 billion pesos, you need to work for 4,000 years.

Tapos dinedeliver lang kay Zaldy Co in one day. Ganda di ba?

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.

[CeeJay @GetAlarconed]

@NathanDy12 Review coming soon?

[CeeJay @GetAlarconed]

👀👀👀👀

[Breaking Bad @BreakingBad]

Happiness is contagious.

[Fr. David Paternostro, SJ @DavidPaternostr]

I absolutely respect a pope with a STEM background saying “you know what? I like the space program, I’ve always wanted to talk to an Apollo 11 astronaut, and I’m the pope, SO LETS GO”

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Get his ass….Tucker Carlson??

[🐳 @2001V01]

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs

If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat
one

Cuz of the flavor

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Peace be with you all! This is the first greeting spoken by the Risen Christ, the Good Shepherd. I would like this greeting of peace to resound in your hearts, in your families, and among all people, wherever they may be, in every nation and throughout the world.

[KAZWAL @KAZWALDJ]

Tawang tawa ako dito

[Effie Klimi @effiebio]

“So. we stack layers where each does Wx + b followed by a nonlinearity e.g. ReLU. This builds a deep function. We train it by minimizing loss using backpropagation and gradient descen-“