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Happy Independence day

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The real danger of working from home is that there's no one to nudge you awake when you start to snore on a conference call.
#workfromhome

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#Emailwritingtips : If you ever are going to send a nasty email to someone, ensure your email signature always says "Have a GREAT day!!! Cheers"

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Video calls mean you have to clean your home. Avoid them.
#WorkFromHome

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#Sleepingtips : Record all conference calls, so that later you can play them back when we you’re having trouble falling asleep.

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SocialWork# new interpretation. : - Anyone who is writing ads on Facebook and Instagram is called a social worker.

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Productivityhack# If you don’t provide Tea in the office, then you're providing 3 trips to the Chai shop during the day. Choose wisely.

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BOSS #Meetingtip: In order to get meetings to go better, have a start with 5-10 minutes of flattering your boss so he's in a good mood.

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After telling the whole company that times are tough and everyone needs to put in extra hours, the CEO took a 17-day vacation.
#CEOstories

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Which MBA is good in India, HR or marketing?
https://t.co/UUK4XE9M50

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The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and that the boss will always blame someone else.

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Had 90 minute drive in traffic each way for an hour meeting which was just chatting about scheduling meetings next month. Why?

#clientmeetings

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Every time you promote an idiot, a smart person quits.
That is, until no more smart people are left.

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That awkward moment when the CEO brags that "we only hire the best" and then says the company has has such poor results that no one gets a raise this year.

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Confidence isn’t a virtue if you’re wrong.

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I count 12 spelling mistakes in this email yelling at the team for “carless errors”.

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I love how a lot of CEO's like to say “employees don’t leave companies, they leave bad managers” as a way to absolve himself of blame for the high attrition.

As though all those bad managers everyone is leaving don’t work for him.

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STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE: A strategist, a thought leader, and a consultant walk into a conference room and ruin the weekend of everyone else at the company except them...

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