Zlatan Ibrahimovic's favourite chant:
"Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is our Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG, he cost us f***ing zero,
6ft 5, hard as f**k, he gets the Reds excited
Stick your City up your a**e 'cos we are Man United...
We are Man United"
Ever since they published day study about how yt people never move out of the way for people of color, I have been walking right into them. Literally, ramming em like I’m a bull.
i walked into a parisian bakery and said “bonjour. deux croissants s'il vous plaît” in absolutely, impeccably perfect french and the lady behind the counter still hit me with that “okay and what else”