Scheme Supreme

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[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

When I stick my foot through the distressed part of my jeans and rip them more

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I’ve baked as eaten like 2 dozen cookies in 2 days

[Amber @aamberb__]

Compliments from other bad bitches really do it for me

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

Pursuing someone just to waste their time will always be crazy to me

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

@AyeWillComp_AtU Who you telling. I just been sitting back like “well would ya look at that”

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I’m so happy my PR professor had us “Wag the dog” in undergrad. Literally what’s been happening with this administration.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

Trying to guess a surprise I said I have for you pisses me off so bad.

[Brett Alper @TheRealAlper]

Milton Williams on who’s a better fanbase, Philly or Boston.

“New England’s more passionate, but Philly fans. They don’t care about nothing” 😂

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I watched my mom beat up her boyfriend before so yea… don’t ask me about submission and servitude 🤣

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in Philadelphia...

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I need another bookshelf

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

That Mitt Romney bar was enough for me in 2012

[maff. 💫 @MathewNoKnowles]

people saying they are done with nicki NOW are also a problem and need help

because what took so long dummy?

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I’m not agreeable for the sake of being agreeable

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I’m a dog, he is too. We goin bone for bone 🦴

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

“It’s not that deep." I’ll slap you right now.

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

I put my food in the microwave, grabbed my drink and went upstairs like 20 min ago. I’m just now remembering my food 😂

[Butta 💋 @Butta_theBoss]

Pledging allegiance every morning was really so fucking crazy

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

The episode of Fresh Prince when Will drugged Hillary 😂😭

[Scheme Supreme @GetLike_Teee]

Eagles really be pissing me the fuck off man