GetMeAReuben 🇺🇲

Divorced father of four. Right-leaning libertarian.
No need to make me a sandwich, but if you truly must... Double-check the username. Serial Commenter. No DMs.

[GetMeAReuben 🇺🇲 @GetMeAReuben]

If you are lucky enough to have a friend who has gone down to the deepest darkest recesses of your experience just to grab you by the hand and drag you into the sunlight, treasure them. Do not be afraid to tell them you love them, because they are a rare gem.

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@Travelodge_G Abso-fucking-lutely

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@oelma__ Sally Field/Gidget

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@mara_065 Friday was always "Pizza day" Why not start a Bacon day? That would be good! Or maybe, a "Bring your dog to school day"! That would be cool! 😀

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@rozali_126 Q: What are men so quick to reject trans women?

A: The c*ck. Yeah, I'm pretty sure its the c*ock.

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@oelma__ I see a delusional man in a dress.

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@Gunblaze1969 Gay. If he sleeps with 10 men, he is gay.

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@NevilBasnett @_josephine0_ The Bible does not say not to judge, it says qe should judge righteously.

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@naokiss Almost 7

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@ojessie__ Messy house = A messy mind.
Run. She's crazy!

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@oelma__ Meatballs Over Mashed Potatoes.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Once and only once.

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@JessicaMari4s A delusiional man

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@DHudson48 @ojessie__ Datsun changed their name to Nissan

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@Emmajkua We don't care.

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@miracles7k Cuckoo Clock weights

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@Sofia50020Sofia Henry McCarty aka William H. Bonney aka "Billy the Kid".

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@Emmajkua Delusional

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@Emmajkua I think its the fact that when you're alone with a trans woman, there's still one too many cocks in the room.

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@madisonclaccy9 Leave her. Nobody gets pregnant "by mistake". Cheating is a choice.

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@philthatremains The face he hides from the non-muslim world. His disdain for NYC and the west in general is on full display here.