Dad Han Solo

Smuggler, Captain of the Millennium Falcon, Ben's dad. Sorry. Kylo. Kylo's dad. Kids today, am I right?

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Ben wants us to call him 'Kylo' now. At first I thought he said 'Kyle.' Because Kyle is actually a name.

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Boba Fett what?

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Yub nub!

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Twitter looks like the end of 'Return of the Jedi' right now

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It’s Father’s Day all over again.

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Mandolorian changing Baby Yoda’s diaper.

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I got him that mug.

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I learned to play a mandalorian in college. You know, to impress the ladies.

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MACLUNKEY?

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@KyloR3n You want jokes?! You’ve come to the right place.

Wicket W. Warrick just opened a bagel shop. It’s called Ewok & Roll.

Huh? Funny, right?

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@KyloR3n The new lightsaber doesn’t even have a headphone jack.

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It’s almost noon. I’m starting to think this Father’s Day breakfast in bed isn’t going to happen. @KyloR3n?

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@KyloR3n Can’t remember my birthday, but you remember today?

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@KyloR3n Have you even tried on the vest I got you?

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@KyloR3n Just not at the dinner table. Do we have to go through this every night?

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Not a scratch.

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Every generation has a legend. Watch the brand-new teaser for Star Wars: #EpisodeIX.

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One time Vader threatened to release my intimate texts and photos and I was excited about the additional exposure.

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@KyloR3n Are you saying you killed the last of the champagne? You’ve got to be kidding me.

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It’s #LifeDay. Forgetting to get a present for your co-pilot is a real Wookiee mistake.

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Hey, @Discovery when’s Sarlacc Week?