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[L O W R I D E R @GetOffMyLand]

These aren’t my favorite things because I like them. They’re my favorite things because reality likes them—reality keeps them alive at my expense.

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Poem: My Favorite Things

Systems Theory
Neoliberal Economics
Cybernetics
Globalization
Financialization
Algorithmic Logic
Corporate Personhood
are modular
are geometric
are easily digitized
scale infinitely
compress well
survive translation
survive copying
survive abstraction

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@NEETOCRACY When you produce at subsistence levels, 20% tax meant a member of your family would starve.

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@unbiasedasshole @LibertarianLars I think the problem is there is one winner and a huge number of losers no matter what system is implemented. The losers are forced to move toward the winning position. This creates the duopoly because the lesser parties are made to look fractious and insincere unless co-opted.

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@jeremyct Just have her parents pay that off. That’s how most people do it.

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Landmarks:

1881: Offenbach’s wind-up opera doll, Olympia (mechanical love)

1927: Parody Maria of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis (manufactured consciousness)

1985: Code Lisa of Weird Science (home-brew fantasy)

2017: Joi from Bladerunner (marketing gimmick)

2026: AI Sidney Sweeney

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@unbiasedasshole @LibertarianLars The two party system is a natural result of first-past-the-post electoral rules, which forces a binary polarization over time.

Do you have a better system in mind?

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Accept my hostility as a sign of my depth, love me despite my refusal to be vulnerable, and never hold me accountable for pushing you away.

You know, or else.

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@CarlCastro_USC @LibertarianLars I always thought so. And if you don’t like it, there’s the border; don’t let the gate hit you on the way out.

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@LibertarianLars You love America? Prove it: leave.

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@Owennfa Why didn’t your friend employ himself toward starting a business during the three year break from being a wage slave? It’s his own fault for participating in a system that’s designed to waste his time.

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@amitylee13 The problem is too many walls maintained by the government. The state creates a maze of authorities for any single property and calls the set up “security” because no single faction can ever have a chance to truly dominate the other interests—infuriating.

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@LPMississippi Why isn’t his kid in private school? Education should be a luxury, not a right.

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@TheAtlasSociety What truth can Ayn Rand give us as a corpse? What an objective failure to survive she was.

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@YALiberty Why didn’t the socialists break up the big businesses?

Oh that’s right, there were never any socialists in power.

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@GadSaad “Empathy is suicide” —the Great Gad Saad

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@BladeoftheS Why pay medical bills? Wait until your debt is sold to a third party, then challenge the line of witnesses. They can’t introduce the original record of debt as that’s double-hearsay.

After the debt is declared invalid, wipe the delinquency from your credit report—easy peasy.

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@Coach__Brandon You pay for that scam. Looks like you’re the one paying the bills of people who profit by scamming you—do better, if you even can.

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@dougboneparth That’s ridiculous, just inherit the money. Don’t be a fool.

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@jeremyct I’m in favor of all this infrastructure. But you can absolutely blame the war on the current problem. Fuck your war.

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@amitylee13 Do you own every property?

The property owner will tell you what to do under libertarianism. They can do whatever they want to you. On their property, they enforce their own rules; you get no say.