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How do you put an astronaut's baby to sleep? Rocket

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A healthy male adult bore consumes, each year, one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience

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Remember when multiplication was fun? It was the best of times

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I only fell off the wagon because I was drunk

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The annual performance review calls my contribution to the company priceless

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I always say; if you can't say anything nice, we have a lot in common

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I'd think more of you if I heard less of you

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Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called neighbors

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I've been telling people what to do my whole life

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I'd miss you heaps and think of you often

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You have to be going to a pretty awful place when getting there is half the fun

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My daughter just asked me what life in the 1900's was like

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But, if you put the two together, then I'm your man

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I'd appreciate materialism more if I had money