"The guy with a better fit than you
also you never signed my autograph, althought maybe you're just too stupid to know how to write🤔 you DO look stupid, especially with that WACK ASS FIT"
Anywho, who cares bout allat angsty stuff? Check out mah RAD facade fit! I'm probably going to only keep the badge and never use dis fit like ever! But dat doesn't matter!
"this implies you're able to pick me. which you probably cant, weak boy, weak cupboy, dude would probably get his arms ripped off if he tried picking up a ant"
"THE FISHES NO, OH GOD, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING! OH MY GOD THE FISHES ARE LOSING THEIR HOME!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!
anyway can i have my parody flakes now :D"