Hayden Birdman

Manager who plays the best football non league has ever seen. Parody

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

The king of non league is back. That muppet Hugo doesn’t know what’s about to hit him #PromotionCharge #NonLeaguePep

[Raynes Park Vale FC @RPVFC]

🔵🔴 It’s Hayden!
Raynes Park’s new manager is
Hayden Bird.
A very warm RPV welcome HB.
Some great passing football ahead.
Can’t wait for his 1st game in charge this Saturday away vs Met.Police.
Exciting times for Vale fans.
UTV! ⚽️ ( see club statement )
@IsthmianLeague

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@LeatherheadFC Let’s get the band back together

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

Good to still be able to have a derby. Won’t be able to have it against you anymore once you’re liquidated #ShitClub #NoGround

[KsOllieU @KsOllieU]

The Hayden Bird Derby @GetTheBall3

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

Been a quiet few months for me on here for a few reasons. Tough period despite our budget and Mick won’t stop calling me. But the main reason is because I’ve got new veneers for Christmas! #RipElasticBands #NewYearNewMe #GotTheLondonLook

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

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[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@davenash77 @LeatherheadFC @thelipfc @ClubTanners @TheTannersFans Don’t be silly it’s freezing I can feel the cold air on my gums

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

All you fickle Leatherhead fans lapping me up now 😴

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

The Hayden and Mick derby. Gone to shit since I’ve left. Let’s relegate this shit village club again @SupportMerstham

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@ks1885 @JasonBanton We are probably the right level for him. Give me a call @JasonBanton

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

I’d work wonders with the budget they’ve got

[J O N _ T O L L E Y @JonTolleyTweets]

one man for the job,
the envy of politicos

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@UpTheGrinner @LeatherheadFC @grinarmy I remember my first beer

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@UpTheGrinner @LeatherheadFC @grinarmy Will do Megamind

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@ks1885 @KsOllieU @KingstonianSC @KingstonYoof Rather lose to chipstead than lose my ground

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

Bring on the scum @KsOllieU @ks1885 @KingstonianSC @KingstonYoof @kingstonroadend

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@ks1885 @KsOllieU @KingstonianSC @KingstonYoof @kingstonroadend We won’t lose to a team that doesn’t even have a ground

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

I’m really apologetic @ClubTanners

[Hayden Birdman @GetTheBall3]

@William36803415 I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to your club. You’ll be loving me soon William