not sure why so many people are asking if i’m still alive? but here’s me coming home tonight. long ass shift and they wanted me to pick up an extra job in raccoon city for double but i just wasn’t feeling it
saw someone today who had a massive inflatable eric cartman costume, my sister went "omg i love that" and they responded "why thank you" IN ERICS VOICE it was beautiful
you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing