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💃🏾 She/Her
📝 Writer of funny things
📍 Time Person of the Year 2006
📍 Small Boobed Girl w/ Big Boob Dreams

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Beyoncé Wasn't Built in a Day

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

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TWO (2) SXSW FILM & TV BADGES
$2,790 TOTAL VALUE

1) Repost this

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That’s it. Winner (one winner gets both badges) announced 7pm Friday 2/21. Go!

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

@ohmygoshjen Soul Plane?

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

@JuddApatow really should’ve read Lexi’s play before he let her put it on at Euphoria High

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Aug ‘20 to Dec ‘21
7.5 out of 8 manifestations ain’t half bad

[SuperheroesInColor @HeroesInColor00]

The people that got to 2022 without catching COVID

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

never understood why my grandma would be fuming when I told her I lost unlimited metro cards growing up, but oh do I get it now

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Had my exit interview at everyone’s favorite toxic job and everyone’s favorite toxic boss decided to take a shot at my leaving by saying I won’t do shit this week even though ya girl has been the only one in the office for a month without Covid or PTO…

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

This applies to 2022. These hoes gonna get it out they system this year.

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

If I walk into any family gathering and hear the phrase “Che Che got fat!” I’m setting the bitch on fire

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

If I walk into any family gathering and hear the phrase “Che Che got fat!” I’m setting the bitch on fire

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

y’all need to warn me when something like Santa Con is happening

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Every single person in the office woke up and chose violence today, but I have the biggest trump card because I’m resigning on Christmas Eve. Happy Holidays :)

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

“dick will make you dumb”
@boldlydanialie
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[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

a male coworker just pointed out that our supervisor talks to men and just responds to me, but yeah hr told me I just don’t “get his leadership style”

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

@grownrudyhux I wasn’t even gonna open it tomorrow when I got back in 😂😂 The people with sense are in the group chat telling me all the lies being spit today

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

How you my supervisor approve my time off, forget I’m off despite the reminders going off for a week, and then email for something that needs an answer in real time WHEN I AM NOT IN THE OFFICE…

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

@taash__ W*yf**r?

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Not this man sneezing and talking about “I hope I didn’t catch whatever Chanel’s got.” Debilitating cramp’s and nausea. Leave me alone.

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

parents really don’t appreciate having kids they can call to take chicken out the freezer before they come home

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

if I wore a Roy Kent jersey to a football match would that be frowned upon?

[ⓒⓗⓐⓝⓔⓛ🌻 @GetYouAChanel]

Once again this has become an @OnMyBlock Stan account. The way this final season is so beautiful 🥲