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I have seen the nipple on your soul.

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@BarryKatz “Blueprint”
Should I put being voted “Tweeter of the Year” by on JayMohrSports on my resume?

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@3YearLetterman

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@Mr4thAndLong Jive

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@MicahhParsons11 Big turds!

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@billburr you have to challenge this.

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@moeperiod happy hour hero on bills/eagles

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@JimNorton I completely missed it while cross referencing your blinks to my Morse Book. So far I’ve got “he touched me down there. Call for…”
Godspeed, Jim.

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@jorr2727 I guess I used up all of my good material.

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Just saw the WS has started. That guy was jogging after it and his throw was crap. I’ll see you next year.

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@LeBatardShow Aaron Rodgers looks like the guy entering the 7/11 who hits his cig then drops it on the sidewalk as he goes in for a Redbull, and exhales outside as he bends down to enjoy the remnants of his stubby, little, ashy buddy.

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@LeBatardShow Rex Ryan looks like a 1927 milkman.

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@LeBatardShow @Kurkjian_ESPN Luke Walton looks like the guy who insists on giving you the house tour just to get to the inevitable arms raised, smile wide “and THIS…is where the magic happens!”
But you know, little to zero magic is happening in there.

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@Mr4thAndLong I have video evidence from someone at the game last night that there was, in fact, a second spitter! Goodell has the footage now, I’m told.

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@Mr4thAndLong Micah could get the guy a fruit basket or something at least

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@Mr4thAndLong IDK, I think Bland just lost a loooooooootttttttt of money w/o that pass rush.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz the shag is a good look. Also, nice footwork for a goalie 🙄

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he was so happy someone witnessed it

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@Mr4thAndLong Everyone knows you brush then mouthwash. Doing it the other way around would be as crazy as putting on your shoes before socks or putting milk in before cereal.

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@DarthAmin Victor WembanYumma

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@duncantrussell Did you ask him about his fake ID he used to vote?