Carson Sears

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[Carson Sears @Get_Wide]

This address could have been a tweet

#Trump

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

11 people stabbed on a train in the UK

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at https://t.co/cHLs9sKqix

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that’s not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Mom and dad sent him to his friends house so he wouldn’t have to hear them fight.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[Carson Sears @Get_Wide]

@POTUS Nick Cage, you know what you need to do

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

We are so back.

Freakier Friday is only in theaters August 8.

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

.@KevinHart4real is here tomorrow!

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

why'd this graphic make him look like a 2 star recruit that just committed to play football at Florida State

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm not gonna waste millions of dollars on a commercial

[President Donald J. Trump @POTUS]

"From now on, women's sports will be only for WOMEN." –President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸