Gabe Cabrera

Mediocre disc thrower

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

there are 2 cities in america named o'fallon

[peace + chemicals @_210128]

Spanish fluency gap relationship>>>

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A small Christian college in Oklahoma has built a powerhouse in Ultimate Frisbee, shaking the sport to its hippy core. https://t.co/BBGdX20Ktq

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

Maybe Deion meant top 5 rounds 🤔

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

has your team been walked off during minecraft movie night

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

Seeing some of the replies and I can see the Onion headline now:

"Local man scammed by million dollar organization. Claims it built character and others should also get scammed."

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Trump won West Virginia by 70% of the votes.

West Virginia receives 50% of its annual budget from federal funds.

Trump froze federal funds to West Virginia and farmers are losing their farms.

#FAFO

[Booben🇵🇷 @BoobenOG]

I’m putting together a team

We’re just missing one more..

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

Hey @FOXSports, what in the Microsoft PowerPoint is this score bug? #SuperBowlLIX

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

This study doesn't mean what he says it means 🤡

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Buffalo has lost to the Chiefs three times in a row in the playoffs, but doesn't that mean they're due? I mean, it's not like the Bills to lose four consecutive crucial postseason games

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

The world's largest firework launched over Nagasaki, Japan.

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

"These flags suck and I know best....

Here's my design for a new gas station chain."

[Jordan Grimes @J7Grimes]

IL FLAG RANT:
Last week the top 10 IL state flag designs were released and the crop were .. mostly uninspiring, unimaginative, and just missed the mark.

Grab a beverage and buckle up. A tiny (not) thread:

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

The neat part is they actually announced it November 1st

https://t.co/ENe3ryApYz

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

@unusual_whales 69 IQ move announcing this today.

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

Bro did everyone a solid and waited til after Thanksgiving so grandpa didn't have something else to complain about at dinner

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

New via NBC — President Joe Biden has decided to issue a pardon for his son Hunter and is expected to announce it Sunday night, according to a senior White House official with direct knowledge of the decision.

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

I now understand that the most unlikely plot point of Messiah was that the IDF wouldn't just gun him down at the wire

[Gabe Cabrera @Get__Horizontal]

Funny what happens when you don't ask any medical experts

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

Mike McDaniel: "Zero" medical experts recommended Tua Tagovailoa retire from football

https://t.co/tztbalHfbY