Michael Ellison

Sarcastic early and often.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Philip Rivers coming out of retirement:

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

@theZORnadO @RapSheet It hurts but we need to endure more pain before the healing can begin.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nick Mangold celebrated his induction into the Jets Ring of Honor by saluting the fans and cracking open a cold one

RIP to an absolute legend

[Mark Sanchez @Mark_Sanchez]

We lost a good man today. I know @nickmangold will be a hall-of-famer, but there’s more to his story than his accomplishments on the gridiron. He was more than a teammate. He was my big brother who introduced me to the NFL. He showed me the ropes. He was my friend and confidant. He was a role model and a great father to his children and husband to his wife. Our hearts are heavy. We will miss you. Rest easy amigo. I love you big fella. #74

[Darrelle Revis @Revis24]

𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆.

𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿
𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺.

𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗱𝘆.

𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲, 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

💚

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

Moral victories are my favorite type of victories. #Jets

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

“HE LED THE 2023 GIANTS IN TOUCHDOWN PASSES IS WHAT HE DID. HE’S A BRAVE QB FROM NEW JERSEY. AND IN THIS HOUSE, TOMMY DEVITO IS A HERO. END OF STORY”

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

@BackAftaThis Scarface

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

Whine and bitch about the officials all you want…ball was in Josh Allen’s hands with a chance to march down the field and send the Bills to the Super Bowl. He didn’t.

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

@BrandonTierney @sal_licata In regards to the Sopranos ending Google search “Schrodinger’s Tony” and you can thank me later.

[JetsSopranos @JetsSopranos]

Jets @ San Francisco week 1? Bring it on.

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

@sammorril The Knicks ruined Mother’s Day.

[JetsSopranos @JetsSopranos]

Zach Wilson: Remember the summer I fucked my mom’s friend and everyone loved me for 2 months?

Jets fans: Hey Zach…

[Michael Ellison @GetatME3388]

Fairly hyped for The Jinx Part 2. Watching more Robert Durst being a psychopath oddly comforts me.

[doogs @d00gs]

RIP OJ SIMPSON

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Great day to quit your job that you hate. Probly 1st overall pick in the days to quit ur job draft

[Bill Burr @billburr]

R.I.P. to a true original @TheRichardLewis An absolutely fearless comedian who did and said what he wanted. 💪🏻

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Not Richard Lewis. Such a funny guy for so long. Watching a Curb as this news broke. I remember reading his pickup line with the ladies in the book, I’m Dying Up Here, “I’ll buy you a tuna sandwich anywhere in this city.” RIP.