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This is a doctorate-level Twitter feed: You're going to get the third degree. I mimic Jeopardy contestants, phrasing everything in the form of a question.

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Any other Gators feel that Nov. 1, 2016, was the worst day in the history of the University of Florida from an athletics standpoint? #Stricklin

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@HawkEmDownChris Would I be able to watch games from the '80s and '90s when the league was really good?

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@YanksGoYardFS Past 2027? Hell, isn't it likely he'll manage past 3027, with the organization coming up with a new excuse season after season after season after season after season after season after season?

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Can we send all the Yankees down to Somerset and bring all the Somerset Patriots up to the majors and just see what happens? I mean, what do we have to lose at this point? How much worse can it get?

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So, how many runs did the vaunted Yankees score today? Was it a lot? It was a lot, wasn't it?

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@BryanHoch @MLB How pathetically ridiculous is it that they have not scored more than five runs in a game during that span?

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Is life's greatest mystery dark matter, Stonehenge or how and why Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone continue to be employed by the Yankees?

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@ThePoliticsSnob Can we add no more of those stupid oven mitts for base runners?

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@Dadsaysjokes Will you do the Fandango?

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Is LeBron James more egotistical than Taylor Swift is hypocritical, or is Taylor Swift more hypocritical than LeBron James is egotistical?

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@mrmikeMTL Could I do it?! Could I pay someone that amount to make it happen?

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@eyyankees Why did you leave out "- Aaron Boone. End of sentence."?

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@BRappy55 Yes, but next season with the same owner, same GM, same manager, same roster construction, same misguided approach and same lack of accountability will produce different results, right?

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@BetMGM How many decades elapse before they try to address this vicious cycle?

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@TalkinYanks Yeah, but what about the two good months after that before we collapse again?

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Is there anything worse as a Yankees fan than having to watch them hit when there are men in one or both of these places?

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@williamnyy23 Yeah, but it's only happened every season for about two decades, so it's not a problem, right?

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@ChrisKirschner Do you know why the Yankees hate the word "crispy"?

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@fwtimini Don't you wish that that weren't the case?

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The Sixers have to make Philon-delphia a thing, right?

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@CollegeFBonX How about we change the spelling of the last name of the guy ranked #2?