Dave Gettleman’s Spirit Animal

Purveyor of #gettlemath 1970's style football and the art of self negotiation. Turning 100 year old teams into expansion franchises 1 move at a time.

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@PLeonardNYDN I haven’t seen a paid professional make this much shot up since I drafted Danny Jones at 6.

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@PLeonardNYDN Pat Leonard is the Dave Gettleman of reporters. A bungling idiot of sorts. He’s just not as lovable as me.

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@PLeonardNYDN Pat Leonard is the Dave Gettleman of beat reporters.

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@RalphVacchiano When I errr retired I bequeathed my clown nose to Ralph.

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@RickeyScoops I'm coming back baby!

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@yghass @BobbySkinner_ My protege

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@CUBuffsFootball @ShedeurSanders @CUBuffs Just like I told em to.

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@BukMarleyNY @NFLTurkmenistan @SNYGiants Couldn't have sed it betta myself. Buk ya a tru #gettyhead

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@JordanRaanan Built ya guys a bridge for Arch and ya burnin it awl down.

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I promised John that I would build a bridge from Eli to Arch to get da job. 7 years later I can taste da victory.

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@JordanRaanan Da moron forgot he had my guy at Qwataback

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@TheGiantsWire Amen brotha. Couldn’t have said it better. He can still be great.

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@Delta The app is not allowing checkin.

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@Gridiron_Media_ If Lombardi knew who he was he would be talking about anything other than football.

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@BTGiants Our 1 and Jones...

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@SpartanMike96 Giants... Full... Bloom... Love

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@NYG_4_LIFE Because he wasn't fired, he resigned, he remains under contract. Likely can be terminated "for cause" which will mean he doesn't get paid and also is controlled by the Giants since he stormed out of the building like a 2 year old.

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@SpartanMike96 I always thought Wink drove a delivery truck for the food service.

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@TommyG105 @BigOliveri To be fair I picked Cmac

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@TommyG105 To be fair Tommy is my "numbers guy"