Garrett Wilde

take a trip to the wilde side

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

I used to be an asshole. A lot of things have changed but, I’m still an asshole.

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 2 Aug 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 2 Aug 2015 (via @twi_age).

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

dead

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

How y’all feel about Trump now?

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

@McKayllaMurphy This movie era was iconic

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Bruh if you can’t handle a fight between 16 year old girls without pulling a gun you should not be a cop.

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

The same bitches who thought I was a bad kid for smoking weed in high school are now wearing drug rugs and celebrating 4/20

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Yeah it’s fucked up that CPD killed a 13 year old but, the kid had a gun and his nickname was literally “Lil Homicide”

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

@TheDrunkStory I eat plenty of fiber and I’m still sitting on the toilet for about 45 minutes

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Why in the world would I get this vaccine if there is no promise of me not getting COVID and I still have to wear a mask after?

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

@McKayllaMurphy @QueenBii__ My mom laughs at me when I tell her I’m depressed lmao

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Bruh all of you liberal fucks need to get over this shit and go on with your lives, it’s literally a plastic fucking potato and y’all are worried about this when there are real problems in the world, no one should be concerned about the gender of a fucking cartoon character/toy

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

My brain injuries really fucked up a lot of my plans for my future lmao

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Sometimes I get super down on myself and it really is not healthy at all

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

@TroyBurditt The midway or the highway

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

My second attempt at making a salad... I don’t know what I’m doing wrong...

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Bruh 1 year ago today I broke my arm throwing a dodgeball 😂😂

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

@McKayllaMurphy Lmao me at the gas station this morning

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

The one good thing about living in MA is that you can cuss someone out before 7AM and they won’t think differently of you.

[Garrett Wilde @Getwilde23]

Some guy put $3.5 mil on the bucs, imagine how that guy is feeling rn. If that was me none of you would ever hear from me again lmao.