Andrew Getzey

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@chaseelliott how are you a past champion? I like you as a driver but these last few years, yeah somehow make the playoffs but nothing. Week in week out, you never runaway from any car. Other drivers have spurts where the drive away from anyone. Larsons always fast!?!?!

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@OfficialOPLive if I ever get pulled over in Monroe, Louisiana, I hope Deputy Serena is ticketing me

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@EliManning tell Sandler Happy Birthday

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@MattyM0417 @ABC7Amarillo They are affiliated with the Diamondbacks now, that's how far out of touch that comment was

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@RealJamesWoods Well what does a social worker in Baltimore expect!?!? Choose the right job in the right place!!!

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/RCZqXpWdhw

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@OlafWipper @Kodi4momma @MiamiHerald @SusanInDelaware Feed and clothe our homeless here first

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@MiamiHerald Why would Texas give a fuck about what the governor of Florida does

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@NASCAR so which team is the early odds on favorite to have their car carjacked in Chicago?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The two finest goddamn GLG-20s our military ever produced.

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@sodpoodles Is Ruckus aware that there was a small monkey pox outbreak 20 years ago which they blamed on prairie dogs?

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@GiantsTV @Giants You forgot your neck back in the lockeroom

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@charliesheen I missed the press release, when can we expect you and bro to give us Men At Work 2? It's long overdue

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@6abc And how do you know if it's a she? Have you asked her? Isn't that how it works these days?

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@6abc No she is an elephant.

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@6abc Oh so sorry. I think if you can afford a villa in Tuscany for a month, four thousand extra dollars ain't gonna hurt the pocketbook

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@chevrolet hey, thanks for the wireless charging pad in the 2022 Colorado, how many of today's phones actually fit in it? Did you even test this out. Haven't found anyone I know with a phone that fits in it yet!!!!

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@Super70sSports This is the only ice cream allowed between two waffles

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@Super70sSports U2

[Andrew Getzey @GetzeyA]

@stoolpresidente Watch out, pal, aren't the poors the ones who support your ass