CBJ Geust

Became fully aware on October 7, 2000

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

If you think cling peaches are superior to freestone, I’m not sure we can avoid arguing.

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12 years on the Twix; feels like it ought to be 13 with credits for the Covid years

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Meanwhile, in Columbus
“You can’t park there!”

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@caitiedelaney Just……
Tone Deaf

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#bucciovertimechallenge Panarin/Skjei

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The perfect keyboard for dealing with #Yinzers doesn’t exi…

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@CoversUDesire Swedish Techno!

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

@ClayTravis This sounds like #leafsforever fans every year since 1967

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

If you do it at Nationwide Arena, and we catch you, you do get thrown out.

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

This. This EXACT $&@#% thing

[dani smith spencer @thedanismith]

@StarbucksSuck69 @MapleLeafs Men who look like this and claims they are into sports . no they are here to gain followers from women who are desperate and want easy clout . same with all the other leaf men #LeafsForever  @MapleLeafs lmafo where ever they're women they're men like this.

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Literally laughing at this

[dani smith spencer @thedanismith]

Samsonov POV

#CBJ

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

That’s a funny way to say, “My careless inattention has put thousands of constituents at risk of losing their jobs and livelihood, but don’t worry because I will distract you with months of hand-wringing about how the big bad rich people stole your teams!” #NHL

[Mayor Muriel Bowser @MayorBowser]

The modernization of the Capital One Arena will be an invaluable investment.

With unanimous support from the DC Council, this proposal represents our commitment to keeping the Washington Wizards and the Washington Capitals where they belong – in Washington, DC.

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Top Gun 2023!

This film is not yet rated
(Will probably get a rating of MA)
(MA = Mostly Absent)

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Special Guest Star: Taylor Swift, as the voice of the Cockpit Voice Recorder….

“Two paper airplanes flying flying flying….but not you, you better eject”

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Also appearing, Anna Kendrick as the 911 Operator…

“Wait, you saw a plane? In the sky? Well duh, that’s why they call it a plane. Buhbye now “

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Featuring Boss Baby as the Brandon In Chief…
USMC : All of our units cannot find the plane
LGB: I found 💩in my underwear, ALL BY MYSELF

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Also starring Lauren Boebert as the Secretary of Defense…

Reporters: we gotta hope the plane doesn’t blow up

LB : Blow what? 😉

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

Starring Dylan Mulvaney as Major FauxTaco (callsign = Moist)

“I was in, then I was out
Plane, schmane, Who wants a Bud Light?”

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

In a world where the writers union is on strike, and characters are difficult to dream up, we not so proudly present:

Top Gun 2023:
Where The Fuck is The F-35

[CBJ Geust @GeustOfCBJ]

The use of the word “period “ to describe people that don’t have them is equal parts epic and stupid

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

Trans women are women. Period. #GOPDebate