Gez's Guide

Manager at Pennyworth: Treasures New and Old

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We just had a box of Slazenger tracksuit pants dropped off you may be interested in… #Rosehaven #abc

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Buy all clothes with multiple zippers for maximum flexibility and efficiency. #Rosehaven #abc

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The customer service at Pennyworth is renowned throughout the triangle. We simply would not be able to repeatedly betray the confidence of our customers without establishing a strong relationship first. #Rosehaven #abc

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Having trouble having your voice heard? Get down to some funny business with our newly arrived Mr. Microphone! Hijack any radio and liven up any location, from cars to cafes. Close the deal on one today!

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Do your joints crack at the mention of exercise? Pennyworth is the exclusive retailer of (banned) fitness products too good for the mainland. You too can imagine having a flat stomach while using an Ab Rocket. You're never too old to buy decorative gym equipment! #Rosehaven #abc

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Buy something this weekend and I'll throw in the latest gossip about #Rosehaven residents. Will also do this for free at the pub. #abc

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Feast your eyes on this deal! For the next fortnight only, purchase one of our iron cast, heart-shaped casserole dishes and we'll throw in a copy of Cookin' with Coolio. Get ready to turn your kitchen into a gourmet's paradise! #Rosehaven #abc

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Reminising about the good old days? Take a step back in time with one of our pre-filled 2012 planner diaries. Highlights include Cathy's meal plan, Olive's enemy list, and Phil's shoplifting record. #Rosehaven #abc

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Nervous about missing out on the latest online news and gossip from the mainland? Keep calm and join the information super highway with a PalmPilot tablet PDA and external 14.4 kbit/s dialup modem bundle, exclusive to Pennyworth. #Rosehaven #abc

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Sing it from the rooftops! Felipe Polanco's Comprehensive Guide to Salsa Dancing on VHS will liven up your late night social engagements. Why not pick up a copy during your next visit to Pennyworth? #Rosehaven #abc

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Don't get caught out with inferior fake beards and moustaches for your next play/covert operation. Pennyworth's costume department is a proud facial hair partner of the #Rosehaven historical reenactment society. #abc

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Please keep Pennyworth in mind during your next jar clean-up. Our glassware buyback scheme is renowned throughout the triangle. #Rosehaven #abc

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Brace yourself for savings! We're taking 60% off our range of girdles and lumbar support pillows this weekend only. The only strain on your back will be from lifting your cash-filled wallet! #Rosehaven

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Be sure to include a visit to Pennyworth at the top of your school camp packing checklist. With everything from boat shoes to beach towels, the savings are too good to miss! #Rosehaven

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Take your next exam with confidence with a copy of our 1994 Tasmanian Certificate of Education study-guide books. You're never too old to find the vocation of your dreams! #Rosehaven

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Your forbidden cheese romance will become a reality when you buy our heart-shaped, bamboo cheese board! Carol carved some pretty confronting language on the top, so best to use the flip side. #Rosehaven

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Although our single-use garbage bags will no longer be available from September 1st, you’ll still be able to purchase one of our jumbo-sized, woven storage bags for $1.50. It’s our way of saving the environment? #Rosehaven

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@SusieYoussef Might I interest you in one of our quality, 2nd-hand hair dryers or pre-loved bath robes as a towel alternative? You should probably wash those first though.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come on down to Pennyworth
For treasures old and new
#Rosehaven
#NewEndingsToRosesAreRed

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Caving into public pressure and going garbage bag free. Starting September 1st, customers will be required to bring their own tote garbage bags for all purchases. #Rosehaven

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Stay updated with the lives of #Rosehaven residents by visiting the link below for our list. It has all the passive aggression of a noticeboard, but you can get it on your telephone. https://t.co/j585ip1m3c