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[SLH @Gfoid_]

@ptbthefirst @GregKamradt in what world does any of this read like state sponsored model extraction. Claude is closed source

[SLH @Gfoid_]

The start of the best summer NYC has seen in decades

Thank you @nyknicks

[Muff @TMSTRS_]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani I’m convinced NYC has the Mandate of Heaven

The greatest summer in NYC history has officially began

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@grebka RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SLH @Gfoid_]

WE DO THAT SHIT KNICKS IN 5 LETS FUCKING GO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

BLESSED TO HAVE THE KNICKS WIN A CHIP IN MY LIFETIME

[Jerico @JericoCJ]

@cube__lol I got this

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

i’m New York raised
iced and praised
my .99 price still alive
KNICKS IN FIVE

[SLH @Gfoid_]

Locking in for game 5, whether i’m conscious or not by the end of the night

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.

The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.

He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.

I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.

I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.

I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.

It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.

Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.

When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.

My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.

I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.

My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.

I told him I'm curing meats.

I'm not curing meats.

I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.

He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@cuteonlyvibes open faced turkey ruben with a side of fries and a bloody mary

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@Antoine5693 @lil_juicebox24 @4PFiShaq yeah but throwing mfs down on the ground is fine right

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@squidgamesguy @Idgafwarvet KNICKS IN 5 🗣️

[SLH @Gfoid_]

LETS FUCKING GO

[SLH @Gfoid_]

actually kill this mf #rapewemby

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@MTSlive Making the dead internet theory into a reality

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@m4xpilled @grebka pu twinnnn

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@m4xpilled @grebka he did it again

[balljointdoll @regshowmargaret]

this has been incubating in the drafts all day #CharlieKirk

[SLH @Gfoid_]

@ekkdoeo @GimmickSlop i’ll honestly never understand toilet seat covers. Like why tf my toilet furry