G-funk

Don’t leave your phone plugged in once it’s at 100 percent!

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

@rBillSimmonsPod This has literally happened to me in the last two days

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

There’s a naughtiness to Diet Coke that Coke Zero simply doesn’t reach.

[21st Century Spielberg @Spielberg2K]

Where’s the horizon?

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

@saucebistro Fool me twice? Best pump the brakes!!!

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

Gandalf actin a straight fool just cause Bilbo said good morning

[Gracie @graciem120001]

Sean Fennessey Apex Mountain

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

@Weezer You can tell me today if you want

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Just found out that 51 is divisible by 17. I feel fucking sick. I can't breathe.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."

ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.

INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

when you and twin lowkey 28

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Kyle @KyleInMinny]

One day we all drank our last Sobe and nobody told us it was gonna be

[sheep @thefarmersheep]

what does the “zip” in “zip code” means

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

[silver chain cowboy @AgChainCowboy]

"We've got over 50 beers on tap." Amazing. Coors Light bottle, please.

[carz @Carzonfye]

Drinking 5 beers and googling shit like ‘how mqny different cultures i. rhe world’

[G-funk @Gfunk1138]

@Weezer https://t.co/ibcuiKw8Kt
Peep the drummers shirt

[frick @gofrickurself]

Whenever they’re mean to spongebob i get depressed and suicidal