Yetty Baby💕

[Yetty Baby💕 @Ghaneeyat09]

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@MrCharlesky I’m interested

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[Carter @Ade_no7]

A couple came for an eye test together.

The husband kept insisting his eyesight was perfect.
The wife said he was lying.

Me: “What makes you think he can’t see well?”

Patient (wife): “Because this man has passed our house gate 4 times this month.”

Husband: “It was dark!”

Wife: “In broad daylight?”

The man looked offended immediately.

During the test, I asked him to read the letters on the screen.

He started confidently:

“E… F… P…”

Then he froze.

Long silence.

Me: “Can you see the next line?”

Husband: “Ma the TV is somehow blurry.”

Wife burst out laughing instantly.

Patient (wife): “THAT’S HOW HE MISSES MY TEXTS TOO.”

Husband: “Please focus on the examination.”

We continued the test.

Me: “Cover your left eye.”

This man covered both eyes.

The wife nearly fell off the chair laughing.

Patient (wife): “Doctor please add memory test too.”

Finally I prescribed glasses.

The husband collected the paper quietly like a defeated warrior.

As they were leaving, the wife said:

“Doctor, can the glasses also help him see when I’m angry?”

The man sighed deeply.

5 minutes later I stepped outside and saw him already wearing the glasses while reading their electricity bill with pure shock on his face.

Me:

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

One activity I hate so much is peeling potatoes. It is just unnecessarily hard.😭

[Yetty Baby💕 @Ghaneeyat09]

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[OLA🙂‍↕️ @ABJ_psycho]

OMG WATER FOR EYES COWRYWISE REPLIED!!!
I am BEGGING 😭🙏 every single like, comment, and retweet counts.
I ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS PLEASEEEE help me make this happen!!! 💔🔥✨

[Yetty Baby💕 @Ghaneeyat09]

@ABJ_psycho Rooting for you ola

[Yetty Baby💕 @Ghaneeyat09]

@MTNNG @NGSuperEagles I am seriously frustrated. I keep recharging my MTN line and my airtime disappears almost immediately without calls, or subscriptions. This has happened repeatedly. Please investigate my line, stop any unauthorized deductions, and reverse my airtime😫

[Chidinma | Software engineer @thejavabeast]

If you want to unlink strange numbers connected to your NIN🚨‼️

Dial this now;

*996#
Select no. 4 option.
Select no. 2

Wait for Network to send you all the numbers associated with your nin.

Then unlink the numbers that aren’t yours! Repost so others can see 🔁

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@MTNNG Dear @MTNNG can you explain to me why you always deduct money any time I load airtime cause I’m really pissed right now 😡😡

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@Mobolaji_pr 😂😂

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@cowrywise @cowrywise It been over 24hrs you people refused to release the money I withdrew from my stash account

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@DAVIDPROMOTERS @itsSh0la Please put me through