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Glitches and rabbit-holes..!

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“Golden joinery,” Kintsugi, or Kintsukuroi, is the Japanese art of fixing broken pottery! Instead of joining the pieces with a camouflaged glue, the Kintsugi technique uses a special tree sap lacquer dusted with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. To all beautiful rejoined souls.

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@KenyaPower_Care good afternoon sirs,

Stima ametoroka... akarudi kwao. Tafadhali tunaomba arudishwe.

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@bishopmuheria Good evening Your Grace.

I pray you're well. Kindly advise me. I see Bishop Oballa's effigy near the altar of St. Joseph the Worker Cathedral. I ask myself, is he trying to elevate himself to a god? In my view, that thing should be removed. What's your advice?

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@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care why are getting these messages from your subscribers..?

Dear Parent/Guardian
Kindly note that no learner will be allowed to settle in school unless 75% of the Fees and all required items (as per the newsletter) are fully cleared.

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@AokoOtieno_ Nyong'o was in SDP when Orengo and Raila were feasting on teargas!

Green snake in green grass?

The grass is very green. ODM imekwisha.

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@TSC_KE Good afternoon. We are having difficulties with the entire administration of PCEA Booth Girls' Secondary School - Ngong Rd. From excessive punishment, to injuries, to excessively rude handling of parents. Are these the only teachers we can get for this young school?

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@Fact Noah... to find out how all these animals squeezed in his ark... And was he that old..?

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@Joe_Cooel @WanjeriNderu If idiots cannot agree on the method of managing their inheritance, they should let others show them what to do.

When 2 dogs fight over a bone, why should we fight the third dog which comes calmly and takes the one away..?

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@KenyaPower_Care Good afternoon...

Baado Stima hajarudi kwetu..! Mahari tushaalipa. Si arudi tu..!

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@KenyaPower_Care
Good afternoon,

Power outage again.

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@KenyaPower_Care Mumetufungia *977# ile matapeli watuvuruge..?

Halafu DM not going through...

We are left with no option but to parade our details here.

This is not how we shall go to Singapore!

In fact, you Kenya Power should be charged with treason - subverting the President's directives.

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@KenyaPower_Care We got power back ..

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@KenyaPower_Care is *977# working..? We are trying to notify power outage with no success.

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@Joymdivo

*977# has stopped functioning under your watch.

Since WSR cannot rule forever, have you thought how you shall repackage yourself after Ruto?

WANTAM or Tutam!

Are you going to be remembered at all?

And if you cannot reply without insults, do not reply.

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@_KenyaPower9771 Go behind me, Satan..!

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@KenyaPower_Care Nimeng'ang'a sana na DM. Inakataa kufunguka poa. What shall we do..?

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@_KenyaPower9771 be wary of these conmen. Hawana kazi ingine ila utapeli.

Washindwe...

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@NjeriBt you spread your thighs to many kadinyas then you label us of low IQ!

Hahaha!

It takes one to know one - don't you think?

It reminds me of bees, flowers, flies, and shit..!

When you meet a real Kenyan man, you won't have time to gossip..!

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@TSC_KE please pay a visit to Baricho Boys High School.

The new Principal looks out of depth, allowing teachers to run amok. A teacher clobbered a student with a pipe. The student fainted! Yet no action. Others are shaving heads with their barbers to make some money! Help!!!