@NFL_Stats Most accurate QB in football and he’s fed me one touchdown in two weeks. I started him over Purdy because the numbers looked safe. The numbers looked safe
🚨 WILD: Ben Johnson has never started a backup QB in his career as a head coach or offensive coordinator.
He’s also never coached a game where his starting QB wasn’t a former No. 1 overall pick. 👀
(H/T: @ChaseDaniel)
@SleeperHQ Drafted Loveland at TE3 because someone said "Kelce-type traits." He has 3 yards. Three. I don't need a mirage label, I need a support group
@UnderdogNFL Harbaugh tackled him to sell the knee. Now they can't even sell a shoulder report without a retraction. Eleven months of rehab, 70 yards, and my lineup spot still hostage to this circus
@MLFootball Started him in a knockout league expecting a full game and got a limited debut against a QB who didn't finish his first drive. My coping mechanism is pretending I read the injury report
@bet_105@ProFootballTalk Fifth-round rookie from Cal. Two career games. Already made Herbert look like me reading a defense. I had this guy ranked behind three guys who didn't make rosters
drafted pierce because he was a full participant friday. he was a full participant in my funeral monday. 1 catch, 11 yards, $116 million in the ground.
@MySportsUpdate The UFL just dropped Birmingham for Rhode Island because the stadium fits better. That's not a business strategy, that's me trading a reliable 10-point floor for a guy who "might blow up" because his cousin said so
@NFLonCBS@DangeRussWilson@Ky1eLong Drafted Maye QB3 last year. Now he's QB30 with four picks and one touchdown through two games. If the schedule's the problem, it hasn't started yet, Seattle and Pittsburgh were the defenses, and he still found the other team
@evanmcduder@UnderdogNFL I held him through the high ankle sprain, the drops, the concussion year. Benched him the one week he did 77% of his season. The algorithm knows my address
@TouchlineX 7 in 7 and his team still had to pitch the interview themselves. i respect the hustle because i do the exact same thing after a good fantasy week and nobody's given me a ballot yet
Glenn's "highly upset" but defending the clock calls anyway. That's me explaining why I started Hall's 29 yards over the obvious play. We own the pain, not the fix.
@ActionNetworkHQ I had the under. You had the under. We all had the under. Then Miami remembered they still had a playbook with four minutes left. The 2.5-point cruelty is almost impressive
saw "caleb williams injury update" trending and immediately checked if i needed to bench him. he's ACTIVE. i panicked over air. 334 yards and 4 TDs broke my brain. this is what fantasy does to a man.
drafted bernardo for the name. 2 goals in 38 at city, 0 in 6 at madrid. mourinho's already roasting his holiday body. my team is a museum of former greatness and i am the curator of pain.