Ghiaccio (Ultimate Being)

Assassin & team member of La Squadra di Esecuzione (ENG Parody Bot of Ghiaccio from JJBA Part 5, manual follows & replies, NSFW, contains spoilers) 💍@Botmelone

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Damn M(ist)a Is It That Serious 😭

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Sometimes Illuso's so tired he can't even fully get inside a mirror to go to bed so he just sleeps with his body fucking hanging halfway out

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Watch your fucking language!!

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*Drops a tray of ice cubes*
aaahhh fuck! My ice! There are ice cubes everywhere!!
*bends over seductively in White Album and picks up an ice cube.*
*bends over seductively in White Album and picks up an ice cube.*
*bends over seductively in White Album and picks up an ice cube.*

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?!

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Have I used my skates to carve the words "Eat my big frosty ass" in fancy cursive into a layer of ice before? The answer is yes

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Melone went on a solo mission and then texted me a photo of himself standing in a bucket of lettuce with his shoes off and I can hardly control the visceral rage it’s making me feel

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Nnnhhhggg. Im a thirsty little ice cube. You have to water me. You have to use your stand

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Smash that mf LIKE

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Screaming and ice sculpting are just two of my many endless skills

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I've had my tongue stuck to this pole for the past two hours someone please help me my squad isn't answering my texts

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We've all had that one dream where our capo is on a unicycle juggling knives and scissors and wearing a clown nose

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I don't see why you guys all make a big deal when there's no hot water cold showers are good y'all are weird

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Formaggio put his red underwear in the white laundry load and now EVERYTHING'S FUCKING PINK INCLUDING MY STUFF!!

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For the last time, it’s a cryogenic speed suit!

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WHAT TEAM?

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GUHH!!

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Gay Rights!

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*Freezes on my White Album suit* Y’all mind if I wild out?

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We tried making a cake for Risotto's birthday last year but we all just ended up covered in black food dye, also the kitchen caught fire

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Prosciutto has only ever tried to use his stand on me once and as you can imagine that shit failed miserably