Morty

the gangsta the killa and the dope dealer✌🏿

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

@AustinRoy007 I'm sure you rem uko 2010's , we was good. Sa hii...balaa....like you said...one good contract, naondokea pia! I'll keep building hadi iingiane!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Really hate my job like fuck! I miss being that kid writing code in my bedsitter for curiosity....that was cool. Fuck this capitalistic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

@NemeremNjoku @wainoee Voters....we're all fucked!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

"Drake, they gon turn on you. When the moment you win the sooner they do"
Eminem-Zeus

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Ukizaa ondokea squadi....we have nothing in common. Hii pande we don't do kids.

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

@koke_nkwe Stepfathering is some cuckold shit. No chance!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Soulmate+stepdaddy....kinda math that don't add up!

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Gents lose their soulmates just because they don't wanna be step fathers

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

And I'm a very patient person with good memory💀

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Mimi nayo I've never claimed to be a good person....you move funny with me I'll do you so bad you'll live to tell the tales💀 big person kumamaaye!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

@baryamureeba @wa__njiru Ykb😂

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Some people drown while others die of thirst

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

My path ni kama inakuaga littered na lunatics. Recent catch ni wale wa rituals and shit...sijui spirituality and weird beliefs. I'm outta here ASAP.

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Ukichelewa ingia tu saa nane and "nilikua kwa client" them like fuck!

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Ukiona umechelewa kuenda job ingia ukiwa umekasirika😂>>>

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Insomniacs hii ni kazi rahisi sana.

Cheaters pia watakula vizuri..."babe, nimetoka kuwatch ball" for a whole month💀

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Na mkae mkijua World Cup games are at 10pm, 1am, 4am and 5am 😭😭

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

United signing players early on instead of the transfer deadline...Europe is not ready!+!

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

Lessss goooooo!!!!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Morty @Ghimbaz]

@StanleyMasinde_ Bro...it's that clock app and its challenges...the artist just picked it up😶

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how it feels acting less capable so nobody asks you for anything

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Broooooooooooo, the moment you leave the wrong woman alone, your life starts getting better immediately.