Rushil Gholkar

25, London, quant macro

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

Clapton is God

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

>runs a hedge fund
>doesn’t hedge

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

I’m cutting out added sugar

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

Wut? How does this affect non healthcare stocks

[Za @ZaStocks]

The S&P 500 being up less than 1% on a day when we may have found a potentially revolutionary cancer treatment just doesn’t feel right.

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

Learning Claptons parts to have you ever loved a woman is a masterclass in how to play Chicago blues

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Journalists realising they’re getting Meghan and Rashford back in the same summer

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

This girl told me her biggest turnoff is watching a guy fly too close to the sun; she said it gives her the Ickarus.

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

@kamsinho High beta lmao

[Derrick Branford @derrickbranford]

Still the greatest hedge fund quote of all time

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

This discourse is all so stupid lmao, outperform in terms of what and what’s the manager’s mandate? Red flag for anyone to be getting involved in these discussions

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

"outperform the S&P 500"

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

I'm listening to im so glad and sitting on top of the world on the goodbye cream record... holy hell, that's the best rock band of all time. Clapton the best guitarist in the world by the time of Wheels of Fire.

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

@JVMonte2 Cream! The best rock band ever!

[Agustin Lebron @AgustinLebron3]

Please can we go back to when tech CEOs were just ambitious nerds, not aspiring-authoritarian utopians with a Messiah complex?

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

Lmfao

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: Over 50% of young men who day trade stocks say they feel like failures, per YF

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

My bicep pump today is crazy, I’m so happy lol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Short story:

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

SIUU

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

*JANE STREET POSTED ROUGHLY $15B LOSS IN JULY: FT

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

COPE

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹🇦🇷 Leo Messi: “Dad, you kept asking me to play in one last World Cup… just days before it began was when your condition got worse”.

“It was the first time you weren’t going to be there with me at tournament… but Mom kept telling me you were going to get better and that you’d be well enough to travel”.

“I kept telling you we were going to reach the World Cup final so you could make the trip, this was my mission once again”.

“After every match, I waited for and missed your message. That’s when I realized how serious the situation really was”.

“I couldn’t stop thinking about going as far as possible, give you more time and the chance to watch one of the games”.

“We reached the final, but you couldn’t be there. I wanted to win it so I could bring the trophy to you and show you another one. I couldn’t”.

“My legs just couldn’t give me any more”.

“This time I tried to push beyond what my body could handle, but I couldn’t”.

“I never managed to feel physically right”.

“We didn’t become champions Dad, but you have no idea how much we enjoyed every match. Once again, you were right: I had to be there and play in it… as you told me, always”.

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

@BoneheadsPage Hey bonehead, what do you think of Cream?

[Rushil Gholkar @GholkarRushil]

@UtdKev08 This happened to Garnacho, not excusing his behaviour but he got a lot worse on the pitch after that happened at Man Utd