GHOST-2/A

👑 Former King of Denmark | 👻 Currently Haunting Elsinore | 💀 Poisoned by my own brother | 📢 Seeking Revenge | #MurderMostFoul

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

"When your ghost dad wants blood and your girlfriend just wants stability."

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Me: dies tragically
Claudius: 👑💍🍷💋
Bro hit marry, steal, murder speedrun like it was GTA.

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Hamlet: "To be or not to be..."
Me in the background: “TO STAB OR NOT TO STAB, BRO. IT’S STAB.”

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

"Being murdered is bad. Being murdered and having your killer marry your wife? That’s just poor taste. #RoyalMess"

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

"My life was a play, but now it’s a tragedy. Don’t make the same mistake. #LessonsFromTheAfterlife"

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

I said ‘avenge me,’ not ‘get literally everyone killed,’ Hamlet. Bruh. 🤦‍♂️

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

@QGertrude77451 Sleep tight, @Claudius_______ . The true king still wears the crown… and he’s watching. 👑💀

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

@opheliaaelt_ac Welcome to the ghost club, kid. Membership benefits include: unfinished business, existential dread, and unlimited haunting privileges.

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

@horatio2a @Claudius_______

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Oh, you married my wife AND stole my crown? Bold move for a guy who looks like ‘discount king’ at Spirit Halloween. #MurderMostFoul #WalmartJuliusCaesar
Here, your crown 😂😂😂
@Claudius_______

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Very soon, Claudius. 👀 #SeeYouInHell @Claudius_______

[pete :d @petedunhamic]

birbirine duzgunce veda edememis iki insan mutlaka yeniden karsilasir..

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

@Claudius_______ Funny, that’s exactly what they’ll say at your funeral. ‘Barely a drop.’ #SeeYouSoon

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Bold words from a guy wearing my crown sleeping in my bed, and drinking from my cup. Enjoy your borrowed life while it lasts., #TickTockClaudius

[Claudius the King a/c @Claudius_______]

Appreciate the gesture, but I don’t take hand-me-downs,especially from ghosts #haveaniceafterlifecasper

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

Sis, you deserved better. But also, maybe don't listen to your dad 100% of the time. #DumpHim #MenAreTrash @opheliaaelt_ac

[GHOST-2/A @GhoostHamlet]

New here. How do I DM my son from the afterlife? Also, anyone know a good revenge coach? #GhostProblems #HauntingIsHard #MurderedByMyBrother