DouglasLatchfordsGhost

Loot to Thrill

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

Honestly, does it matter which obscenely rich people have sole access to these statues? I’m a monster, but am I any worse than @Dr_Hunmanet_PM or @HunSensEye? Nah. #Cambodia

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

I heard @60Minutes is talking shit about my precious legitimate art collection! I just beat the shit out of Morley Safer’s ghost, and there’s more asskickings to come if you don’t knock it off. cc: @Terressa_Davis

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

@LAmineddoleh @Terressa_Davis You’d think it would have more results, given how thrilling it is to loot the shit out of places.

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

Um, this is awkward, but I’m pretty sure I was totally absolved a couple of months ago. #LootToThrill

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

@Terressa_Davis Boooooooooooo.
I’m expressing displeasure, not saying “Boo” like the harmful ghost stereotype.

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

God dammit. These meddling fucking kids.

[Chasing Aphrodite @ChasingAphrodit]

Here we go:

Pandora Papers reveal how a notorious art dealer, Douglas Latchford, and his family set up trusts in tax havens shortly after U.S. investigators began linking him to looted Cambodian artifacts. https://t.co/blL5bqEOy7

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

@Terressa_Davis Solid points, but I think we need to focus on my absolution here, because being a hungry ghost really fucking sucks.

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

If I am absolved, THEN WHY DO I CONTINUE TO SUFFER THIS ETERNAL TORMENT. Honestly. Hell would be so much nicer than this incorporeal nightmare.

https://t.co/FLR7XzeMBP

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

READ MY RESPECTABLE OBITUARY AND KNEEL BEFORE MY SPECTRAL EXPERTISE!
https://t.co/ut18CzfE2B

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

@HunSensEye Don’t believe what they say about Jayavarman’s Navel Ring. It does not make you immortal.

[DouglasLatchfordsGhost @GhostDouglas]

@HunSensEye No it’s not.