His Serene Majesty. Illustrator, living saint, Reluctant Hipster, lvl 80 Paladin. Creator of โGreetings from Grisleyโ @GrisleyComic Married to @Litterboxcomics
@_vandul This is 100% true. Everyone that is better than me is a tryhard and a virgin and everyone worse is a scrub and useless and I donโt know why they bother getting out of bed in the morning.
@Mr_Zilla1@LitterboxComics Double amputee. Absolutely *shredding* a case of water bottles with his hook pinchersโฆ I was just trying to be a good guyโฆ๐คฆ๐ป
@Lorgarwasright2 Oh! And to accomplish this incredible feat of not killing Horus, he spends an entire book practicing exactly the kind of mALeFiCaRuM he bitches and pisses his dipes about -human sacrifice and all- and gets most of his dudes killed, for exactly nothing.
Heโs *so* useless. Had Horus dead to rights, pussed out and doomed the universe. Worse than Erebus, at least he did what he did on purpose and killed Erda for us to make amends, this fucker goober just couldnโt get the (or any) job done and didnโt make it to Terra, but had the balls to show up afterwards expecting a seat at the table. Lisa Simpson tier character. Dog. Shit.