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[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

@maureenjohnson And your ghosts! We're very real. *reaches out to touch* Oh...wait. #ghost

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@BowlerIn10A Do ghosts pee?" Good question!

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"@dance_tenlooks3 what happens when the sweet potato pie grows a mouth?" The Giant Squid will consume Britain. So keep an EYE on your PIE.

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"@StarTripper I think I have a ghost in my house? What do I do?" Give it a jar. A really nice Smucker's strawberry jam jar. Empty it first.

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"@BowlerIn10A What does "Don't cross the streams" mean to you?" Don't pee too close to someone else.

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Who has a QUESTION to ask? *opens box of ANSWERS* There might just be something in here for YOU.

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@SuperRue Yes, you. I thought the Ghostbusters had gotten you!" Ghostbusters are a MYTH.*clutches shot gun* I'm ready for you. Bring.it.on.

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@SuperRue AHEM! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" *looks around, points at chest* Who, me?

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

In case anyone was wondering, ice cream is deadly poisonous to ghosts when served on a full moon during the months of July and March #truths

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

GUYS. GUYS. Don't look now but it's TUESDAY. #itsrightbehindyou

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

@loonyluna48 YARLY. #internetspeak #savvyghost

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Never fear, for my GHOSTFOLLOWINGPOWERS are great, and I won't forget you! #nochildleftbehind

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I have noticed some of you FREAKING OUT that I'm following you. I do this to EVERYONE. But it's been a while since I caught up with you all.

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@onespeedonly BTW, I sent @maureenjohnson a playmate for you. Did she receive it yet?" Dunno. I'll be sure to ASK. *knocks on jar* MJ?

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@weesaw you need HEARTS now!" OMGZ, yes. Come FEBRUARY, Twitter, I will open a contest for VALENTINE'S pictures. #cheeragain

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

"@TylerkingESQ Where have you been, was there some huge otherside convention going on?" Yeah, that's it! *more whistling*

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

Twitter, LOOK! I changed my PICTURE. Because CHRISTMAS is over :( #nocheer

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*dashes to Twitter* *whistles innocently*

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Less than THREE hours until 2010! Who can guess how many times I'VE circled the sun?! #trivia #superbonusdeathround

[Ghost @GhostInTheJar]

@dtm1971 I believe I can HELP. It all started with a GHOST and a JAR...