lane

nipple enthuseist and comic arter

[Mabel Madea Simmons @MsMabelSimmons]

When i'm stressed, I eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS

[lane @GhostNipples]

stop that, twitter

[lane @GhostNipples]

NO! I don't want twitter to put a santa hat on my avatar when i say the word christmas

[lane @GhostNipples]

turned one if my chistmas gifts into a bong... my holiday was saved

[lane @GhostNipples]

CATS > DOGS

[lane @GhostNipples]

TOTALLY TRUE FUN FACT: Clint Eastwood masturbates for 53 seconds until he falls asleep

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TOTALLY TRUE FUN FACT: Charlie Sheen masturbates in 2.3 seconds.

[lane @GhostNipples]

$$$ = LIFE

:( so I should be dead

[lane @GhostNipples]

@tolltagtidbits You're a bunch of sneaky, greedy wallet rapists... and you should be ashamed.

[lane @GhostNipples]

Sleep is for suckersssss.....……….. and cats

[lane @GhostNipples]

I SIMPLY LOVE THE SAME THREE CAR INSURANCE COMMERCIALS HULU LIKES TO SHOW ME. OMG <3 #thankshulu

[lane @GhostNipples]

YAWN

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RICHARD GERE... Yuck

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DAMN this cell block tango is hot. Fishnets and murder always turn me on. YOWZA.

[lane @GhostNipples]

WATCHING CHICAGO ON HULU. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMASSSSSS.

[lane @GhostNipples]

Got a new twitter. Whatever. Fuck