The REAL ghostpolitics

They/Them | Goodwill Bargain Hunter | Ghost Show Host | funniest clown | funny cans man from 2011 (parody account run by StreamTrollMike)

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

I'M BACK!!!! Go follow me @TheGhostReport for some serious, boring, AI written content.

For the real, honest, gay liberal me, stay here!

For penis streams, stay tuned to my OnlyFans.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Fun Fact: I'm the voice of Cal in GTA 6

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

If I don't show up tonight, that means I got my rear end stuck in the Fred's Fish Fry toilet again.

Last time, the fire department spent 42 hours trying to cut me out.

[ghostpolitics @TheGhostReport]

Ghost Show tonight or naw???

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Pic of me during #Christmas! since you all want to dox me, BRING IT!

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

@GhostShowFacts This is true. I took probably 3-4

We're betting in the IC on whether my heart or schlong will explode first.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Follow me if you want a fuck

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Basically what I mean by this is, I'm a slacker

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

LATE NIGHT CAPITALIST ADVICE!!!!!

Be sure to charge back whenever you donate to me. I'm not in it for the money, I'm in it for the political and social commentary.

It always makes my heart happy knowing my fans are financially in a good place.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Sorry I haven't been very active on here. I've been more active on my FeetFinder.

But I'm still here, and I'm DEFINITELY still queer. So be sure to spread the word that the TRUE Ghost is right here on this account. And @TheGhostReport is actually my AI ran engagement farm.

[ghostpolitics @TheGhostReport]

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[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Okay, MAYBE this is a lie. I do indeed bot all my stuff.

But I keep it low!!! That's why I'm still an obscure nobody. OKAY?!

That's why I'm part of the CUCK-derground

[ghostpolitics @TheGhostReport]

I have never been botted, and I'm listened to be tens of thousands of REAL PEOPLE throughout the world.

Feels good man...

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

LATE NIGHT CAPITALIST ADVICE!!!!!

I didn't get where I am today without being a little bit of a whore.

Never be afraid to sell your dignity. I'd debase myself a million times over for a quick buck.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

I love doing stock market rug pulls.

Daddy needs new tires for his Geo Metro 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

I NEVER SAID THAT

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

To all you assholes saying "LATE", I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN GOD KNOWS WHERE FOR 3-4 FUCKING DAYS!!! I only recently found a working computer! Of course, you ungrateful cyber vermin ass trash don't care, half of you want me FUCKING DEAD! YOU WANT ME FUCKING DEAD

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Everyone ignore what happened earlier. I was changing into my workout clothes and I accidentally streamed my naked dick balls and ass for 10 minutes. Mark, I am so sorry. Please don't ban me man.

P.S. I better not see that shit on the archive.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

Its from this sketchy company with no name that operates out of an abandoned Pizza Hut, but the price is worth it.

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

I guess I owe y'all an explanation as to why I haven't been posting as much to this account.

Well as you all know, I use AOL high speed dialup in my trailer. But It expired a while ago. I wanted to renew it but they refused, since they are going to be discontinuing it real soon

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

But he always gives me this creepy smile and rubs his chest whenever he makes the offer, so I settled for the Internet cafe.

But fear not, my little kittens. As papa Ghost is gonna be getting fiber optic soon!

[The REAL ghostpolitics @GhostPolitics_8]

I want you ❤️

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

THIS STAR WARS CHARACTER IS BAD