Ghost Texts

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I was after the Porsche

[Bijan T @WhosBijanT]

I think a ghost tried to steal my McLaren the other night 😂👻👀

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

@fredflunk @sncerelybae I'm not explaining my supernatural secrets to you

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I just want some warm milk https://t.co/6fwESrP9rs

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

You should see me do a braid https://t.co/Xs9oVtlbTT

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

@ladbible There are some desperate ghosts around. I wouldn't touch her with Casper's nob

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

There are some desperate ghosts around. I wouldn't touch her with Casper's nob https://t.co/9ZHvuNNCRq

[LADbible @ladbible]

Woman gives up men after claiming to have had sex with 15 ghosts. https://t.co/EqJIGg3ZZO

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

It's not like we go the shops or for a pint down the local https://t.co/npjLXr8lxi

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I was Swayze's body double https://t.co/jEA22qYuyY

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

You forgot about hiding in the women's changing rooms https://t.co/NYQLjGTPpX

[Ed Goofup, Jr. @theschwasound]

@nowthisnews Hey I don't know about you but I'm tired of ghosts getting away with their various crimes.
Scaring away people own valuable land, making them sing the Banana Boat Song, lovingly caressing me while I'm trying to make a clay pot...no more!

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I endorse this Hollywood and think I would be good for the role https://t.co/yymNQKmNFf

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

@nowthisnews I was probably going to get this role but I decided against it

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I love putting the willies up people https://t.co/UYWGWIb22d

[Ladbrokes @Ladbrokes]

Mick McCarthy is easily frightened 😱

#HappyHalloween

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

Isn't that the point https://t.co/DWdjv46OCQ

[Michelle V @Michelleeroseee]

My blocked used to have so many trick or treaters now it’s like a ghost town

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

Pink sheets. We just keep putting a red sock in the wash. Never gets boring https://t.co/7dsT0ZJm6k

[I Can't Drive 4.5 @JDWilkinsonII]

What do ghost Ku Klux Klansmen wear? #StupidQuestionsForGhosts

@Todd_Gillett @CRParsonsComedy
@OpenMicRejects

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

What about now https://t.co/jKByQisybq

[McQ 🎈 @DeathDisco80]

I’m too tired to even entertain a ghost that tried to get me earlier 👻

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

I am a full time cock-coptering ghost https://t.co/2z2i1IQEbb

[Callum @Fistachristian]

I hope a ghost shows up on one of the cameras windmilling it's cock about #mosthaunted

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

Close your eyes...there's nothing in the dark. Honest https://t.co/Qf3oWBZikj

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

Think we need to have a chat https://t.co/EgCtiAPHc2

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

Just you Chris....just you https://t.co/EPcypaZTBC

[Chris Mcallister @Chris0u24]

#StupidQuestionsForGhosts do ghost watch everyone in their bedrooms

[Ghost Texts @GhostTexts]

We can't use apps as we have no thumbs https://t.co/NpZeiA23tU