Ghost_Chance

I'm a snarky Ozarks writer, married with cats, older than I act, & younger than I feel. I have no chill.
She/Her. Disaster Bi & Queen of Porgs.

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@FictionPress Thanks for the warning. (…seeing as I generally replied to scammer PMs with some variation of “say potato” then “eff off” before blocking. Because I’m mature like that.) And thanks for finally removing the scam reviews I’ve reporte.

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#NinjaTurtles #fanfiction #fanfictionupdate

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LIVE NOW! A New Lease on Life,
_62: Redemption Is a Process_

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#DragonAgeInquisition Deep Roads glitch: Welcome to the Upside Down. #PS4share

https://t.co/8iXlPJCMxx

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...well damn. #PS4share #DragonAgeInquisition #spoilers #Echoback # HolyGrail

https://t.co/8iXlPJCMxx

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Uhhh...wtf...? Did I just find the Holy Grail of Easter eggs? #PS4share #DragonAgeInquisition #spoilers #Echoback

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The look on Solas' face says everything. #spoilers #DragonAgeInquisition #PS4share

https://t.co/8iXlPJCMxx

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Well that just happened. #PS4share

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@MoofyKitten They're both fun, IMO. I try not to get too into describing women's breasts while writing in case my bi-ness leaks out, spreads through the internet, and makes a bid for world domination. 😅

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@MoofyKitten That's friggin' nuts. 😑 Idjits.

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Modder or not?

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People who hate #cats: y'all talk about what assholes they are. My baby Woozle never leaves the room when I'm taking a bath & howls if I'm too quiet. My cat is so sure I'll drown that he sits vigil until I'm done.
Cats are purrfect; y'all are the assholes here. #catsrule #baby

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@MoofyKitten ...I don't get *HOW* being adopted is supposed to be a sad thing. 😑 Why did autocorrect change HOW to IS? That makes zero sense...and so does me missing the error the first time. Urk. I hope that helped anyway.

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@MoofyKitten I don't get is being adopted is supposed to be a SAD thing. Your parents CHOSE YOU, Moofy. What's actually sad is how many folks never realize their parents 'got stuck with them.'
People are dicks. Hang in there, Hon.