Clark’s 💯% Ghosty

@clark_gasm Overworked, underpaid & largely indifferent. Specialty, sarcasm. 🤷🏻‍

[Clark’s 💯% Ghosty @GhostlyClark]

To the lady at Walmart with 6 kids under 9, if you're wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart... you're welcome.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

Why bother asking someone #WhatLightsYourInternalFire? Just check their browser history. 😏

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

#WhatLightsYourFire is a good question. Only Jim Morrison knows. 😂

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

I think #WhatLightsYourInternalFire is probably obvious but the real question is what puts the fire out? 😋😏

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

My neighbor annoyed me just enough to find out #WhatLightsYourInternalFire. Turns out, for him, it was 5 gals of gas and a match.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

Well, does anyone ever REALLY know #WhatLightsYourInternalFire? Before I tell there will be no kink shaming. 😂

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

I finally got socks that I wanted as a gift. 😂😂

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

Yes. I did it. In my defense I warned everyone not to leave me unsupervised.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

Am I perfect?
No.
But am I trying to do better?
Also no. 😏

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

PSA: You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

[Whoopie's Mind ☮ with Kat, Sean, Gigi and Clark @WhoopiesMind]

Join us and play!

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout

@WKatThomason @SeanMODonnell1 @gigirules7 @clark_gasm

[JaKe W........................................😎🖕 @Colbywinters]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout
This fancy BBQ grill...
🤭🤭🤭

[Kyra @KyraSpears]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout My Robot, well I can but he is kinda cute🤖🤖

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout alone time

Pretty you couldn’t live without it either

[Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 @Anythingpork]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout

Ribs...

[Kyra @KyraSpears]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout My Babies🐕‍🦺🐕

[Sean M. O'Donnell 🇮🇪🇺🇸 @SeanMODonnell1]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout
My cooking skills…literally this is a survival tactic…not a choice…😏

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout me.

- Eminem, probably.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout that sweet, sweet Wi-Fi.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout my phone charger.

[Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm]

#PrettySureICouldntLiveWithout random twitter fuckery.